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My dear friends, I am pleased to bring you the good news about Venus square Mars, and how it will help us all gather together purposely for the cause of socializing! (Turns on CNN, sees the current condition of Minneapolis) Ahem. Let me rephrase that. This week is loaded with all sorts of energy that can be put to great use in your love life and your human relations. … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of June 1

There is only one significant change in the astrological conditions this week, but it's a very big and important one. Actually, it could be kind of minor. Or not. Actually, there's two, but I'll get the other one later. (The preceding paragraph was brought to you by Sun in Gemini. Could you tell?) On Monday, Mars sextile Uranus is exact. Mars is currently in Pisces, … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of May 25

Last week, as you may recall, I bemoaned the current astrological state of things for love and romance, what with Venus square Neptune in effect. This week that aspect is still in effect, and will be exact again this week. That's because of retrograde Venus. And yes, Jupiter and Saturn are both retrograde now too, slowly grinding back through the degrees where they have caused … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of May 18

Has everything been great with your personal life in the last couple of months? Let's have a show of hands. (Pause) Okay. You three people can leave. This week is for the rest of us. Y'all come back next time, you hear? Love and romance are complicated emotional states, which are composed of other emotional states. One of the most important of these is "nostalgia." … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of May 11

Because we have now all gone through the looking glass, into a world where dogs meow and cats bark, the next paragraph of this forecast will give you deliberately bad advice. Don't worry -- I'll explain before we're done. The week starts with Venus square Neptune. This is a wonderful time to fall madly in love with someone or something, regardless of how impractical or … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of May 4