Forecast

Remember when you were a teenager, loaded with hormones and looking for love? Remember how awkward and futile and disappointing it was? Well, that's the romantic outlook for this week. Thanks for dropping by. Come back next time! Oh right, you want details. The week begins with two Venus aspects that will set the romantic tone for the rest of the week. First off, we … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of September 28

Despite a less than perfect track record, I am a huge fan of relationships. And having spent a couple of decades or so looking at other people's relationships in my capacity as an astrologer, I've learned that the single most important thing to maintaining your connection with another person is communication. Honest and clear communication is the key to making any relationship … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of September 21

Yes, I know. The world is on fire. Some of it is literally on fire. Mars in Aries square Pluto and Saturn, blah blah blah. You've heard it from me before and even if you didn't know a thing about astrology, you'd know that things feel screwed up on some cosmic level. Forget that, though. This is a Love Horoscope, and we're going to go looking for the love we all need. And … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of September 14

Sometimes writing this weekly horoscope feels like I'm doing the opening monologue on a late night talk show, except I'm talking about what the planets will be doing in the week ahead instead of pop culture or politics. Venus enters Leo? Make a joke about Leos. Mercury square Neptune? Make a joke about being drunk. And so on. This week, though, feels like one of those times … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of September 7

Venus seems like such a nice girl, doesn't she? So sweet and caring, especially in Cancer. It's just a shame that she's going to be taking such a pummelling this week, and this of course implies potential stormy seas for your own personal love life. If you've been following these things, you know by now that Mars in Aries is square Saturn and Pluto, and that this aspect has … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of August 31