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by Michelle Piller The Universe has given you a mondo slice of chocolate lava cake with a note attached that reads, "Don't eat this." Sick sense of humor, right? That's what happens when you mix the fresh energy of a Libra New Moon with trixie Mercury retrograde. It's hard to understand what people are saying -- or if they even mean it. It's not that people intend to deceive … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of September 29, 2008

I've been ill all weekend and my mind has been too congested to dissect horoscopes, even with Michelle Piller's notes. Astrology, you know, requires a keen mind, which I currently lack.The overwhelming majority of readers who responded to my previous poll were in favor of a Behind the 'Scopes column, and I've picked apart the horoscopes for the past four weeks:Last weekTwo … [Read more...] about Behind the ‘Scopes: The Poll

by Michelle PillerIt's the beginning of Fall, and we instinctively want to hold someone close for warmth. Not too close, mind you, because freedom is a key requirement right now. If your fantasies are in overdrive, you're in good company. Maybe it's a necessary mental vacation after last week's lunacy. If you had to bite your tongue then -- for fear of spitting nails -- this is … [Read more...] about Love Horoscope for the Week of September 22, 2008

Behind the Scopes is my humble attempt to deconstruct Michelle Piller's horoscopes for this week, based on her notes and my knowledge of astrology. A horoscope writer puts the Sun sign on the Ascendant and looks at the house placements of all the planets, so these are most accurate when you look at your Rising Sign.You can join in the fun by consulting a Pocket Astrologer to … [Read more...] about Behind the ‘Scopes: Pisces Full Moon conjunct Uranus, Sun square Pluto

by Michelle Piller Touchy, twitchy, emotional, explosive and unpredictable. Those are the headlines, thanks to a cluster of bitchy cosmic energy, egged on by a Full Moon in sensitive Pisces. Whatever it is you've been holding on to for dear life, if it's been leading you away from your highest purpose, it's being shown the door. And when I say shown the door, I mean kicked out … [Read more...] about Weekly Love Horoscope: Monday September 15 to Sunday September 21