We’ve been looking into Jessica Simpson’s bizarre relationship with Eric Johnson ever since they started casually dating this past spring. Why “bizarre?” To sum things up, he went to Yale. She thinks “A-E-I-O [and] U” are continents. And now, this strange pairing is engaged! Affianced! Ready to get hitched, y’all!
This past weekend, Simpson showed off her sizable (and unusual) ruby-and-diamond ring during a planned appearance at a Kansas Dillard’s, and everything seemed hunky dory. Except, you know, for the part where Jess’ former flame, Nick Lachey, proposed to long-term girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo ONE WEEK EARLIER. Yut-yoh. Was this timing a genuine oversight, or is Jess just trying to keep up with the Lacheys? Moonit’s ready to find out if Eric and Jessica are actually soul mates in disguise.
According to their birth date analysis, Jessica (born on July 10, 1980) and Eric (born on September 15, 1979) are “en fuego.” Jess and Eric’s readout compares their current dynamic to “living out a live-action romance novel”, and indicates that they “have passion to spare, and attraction levels that are off the charts.” Read More >>
*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Mars conjunct Venus as their strongest weighted aspect for romance, based on their birth dates using a noon election.