Long ago, in a tomboy-blossoms-out-of-ugly-duckling-phase flick far, far away, actress Sandra Bullock cooled her heels with ruggedly handsome guys like Tate Donovan, Troy Aikman and Matthew McConaughey. She was super pretty, and by our count, very, very bored. Then, one ill-fated day, the down-to-earth movie star got together with a motorcycle maniac named Jesse James, and it felt like all the world’s six-and-a-half-million people collectively went, “WTF?”
Had she eaten a poisoned apple? Was she under a magic spell? Did she have some bad Botox that totally affected the decision-making lobe of her brain? We’re not sure. All we know is, Earth’s population and the media finally came to terms with the bizarro pairing (and the head-to-toe tattoos), and America’s sweetheart and the grease monkey lived happily ever after.
For, like, five years.
See, the custody battle with James’ porn star ex-wife was kinda tough to swallow. And can we talk about the infidelity rumors? (Reportedly, Jesse’s been shacking up with way-déclassé be-inked stripper Michelle McGee.) Now that the fairytale’s falling apart, Moonit’s taking a look under the hood of this oddball relationship.
According to their birth dates, Sandra (born on July 26, 1964) is inclined to “come on a little too strong” for Jesse (born on April 19, 1969). More >
*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Mars square Jupiter as their strongest weighted aspect, based on their birth dates using a noon election.