Scorpio: So, you seen any good movies lately?
Cancer: Oh, I watched ‘Terms of Endearment’ last night, for like, the hundredth time.
Scorpio: ‘Terms of Endearment’? How sappy! I wanna see ‘Zodiac.’ Now that’s a movie I can get into. Murder, creepiness …
Cancer: Gross! How can you even watch that stuff? I’d be rolled up in a ball the entire movie.
Scorpio: [Grins.] I’ll protect you!
Cancer: Please, let’s change the subject. So, what do you do for a living?
Scorpio: [Pause.] If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
Cancer: Ha ha! No, really.
Scorpio: I’m not kidding.
Cancer: [Long pause.] OK, um … I’m gonna get another drink.