How to break up with a Capricorn

  • Open PowerPoint.
  • Clearly type out the reasons why this arrangement does not suit your mutual interests.
  • A graph would help. X axis = months from past to present. Y axis = the amount of satisfaction you have derived from the partnership.
    • Define “satisfaction” as Return on Investment (ROI) of emotional resources.
    • Quantify it, using a scale from 1 to 5, with 1 being ” extremely dissatisfied” and 5 being “extremely satifisfied.”
    • Visually, there should be a clear decrease in satisfaction over time.
  • Save presentation. Shut down laptop.
  • Bring laptop and projector to Capricorn’s office. Although you do not have an appointment, do not let Cap’s secretary prevent you from interrupting Cap’s quarterly meeting with the Board.
  • In a calm and collected manner, run through your slides, clearly explicating the rational reasons for your need to dissolve the partnership.
  • Open discussion for questions and answers.
  • Closing words.
  • Goodbye.

Comment below: How have you ended it with a Capricorn?

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  1. Capy woman says:

    So much nonsense in here..or at least half of it..first and foremorst CAPRICORN SIGN IS NOT CLINGY OR STALKER.PERIOD! Have u ever heard cold dead fish? yea,thats capy.If your sun capricorn act that way he might have a clingy moon such as Cancer..Im a capy sun moon capy and my cousin is the same,and so is my mom no one will ever acuse us of such traits..If u come and u are worthy in my life i may try to convince you to stay and to try to make it work because this is what people should try to do,as we give all and invest all in our relation and anything in our life for that matter,we are not after flings or small cheap things without value,but if u are clearly uninterested, u can leave and tomorrow u are forgoten and just considered a poor investment in ny life.i won t follow u because is not worth it…If u quit it means u already thought about it well so u know what u are doing..if u don t ,too bad.Don t try to come back i won t trust u or invest in you again.Im not stingy either im pretty generous with my money,more like a LEO maybe thats because my in Leo…so advice in breaking up with capy? Be honest! say it as it is,otherwise he is confused and will carry on into pursuing u.Don t worry he is not going to break into pieces,capy is very strong ,stronger then u..he can take alot .We are not into sugarcoating.If u don t love him or feel any attraction tell him exactly just that..

  2. Capy woman says:

    or maybe they have a scorpio moon..tbose are also stalkers and clingy to some extend..mostly water signs posses this traits

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