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How to get a Taurus man for Christmas

December 8, 2006 by Jeffrey Kishner 7 Comments

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[ad#link]Did I hear you correctly? How to get a Taurus man for Christmas? I thought you wanted to know what to get a Taurus man for the holidays, but I guess you first need a man before you can shower him with gifts.

As I write this, there are 17 days until Christmas. If you want to kiss a Taurus man under the mistletoe, you’d better starting working now.

  1. The best way to snag a Taurus man is by finding your inner Scorpionic vixen and letting her loose. We’re all attracted to our opposites, and cautious Taurus is fascinated by women who give off that deep, mysterious and dangerous Scorpio vibe. He’s also scared shitless of Scorpionic women, but isn’t fear a turn-on?
  2. If all else fails, go to the closest mall and sit on Santa’s lap like a good little girl, and tell him exactly what you want. When he asks if you’ve been naughty or nice, say “Naughty.” If Santa turns redder than his outfit, you just might have found your Taurus man. Invite him home for milk and cookies.

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About Jeffrey Kishner

Jeffrey Kishner is founder and publisher of Sasstrology. He is a licensed mental health counselor and has been doing astrological counseling since 2001. Jeffrey has been published in print magazines including The Mountain Astrologer and Dell Horoscope, and has written online for sites including AOL, Tarot.com and StarIQ. Jeffrey has also been heavily involved in the astrology blogger community. Read his personal blog at JeffreyKishner.com.

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  1. Helena says

    September 6, 2008 at 1:59 am

    hahaha that is funny. but make sure you are not aggressive move slowly and smell good.

  2. LibraLady says

    October 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    This is so funny, I almost peed myself LOL

  3. LibraLady says

    October 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Lets hope Santa has enough room in his sled for all those muscles…LOL

  4. LibraLady says

    December 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    My guy is an Aqua but is Taurus Rising and when I tell him naughty things he blushes a lot….Wonder if I can get him to wear a santa suit LOL

  5. LIbraLady says

    May 6, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    He’s shopping for a Santa suit now….I can’t wait!!!! Thanks for the idea Jeffrey 🙂 This is going to be fun this Christmas. LOL

  6. ariangirl says

    August 10, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    I am sooo in love with a taurean man. *sighs* He is almost everything I ever wanted. Except I need mroe of him! 🙂

  7. ariangirl says

    August 10, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    Pardon me.. typo. I meant `more’ of him.

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