Listen to this article[ad#link]Did I hear you correctly? How to get a Taurus man for Christmas? I thought you wanted to know what to get a Taurus man for the holidays, but I guess you first need a man before you can shower him with gifts.
As I write this, there are 17 days until Christmas. If you want to kiss a Taurus man under the mistletoe, you’d better starting working now.
- The best way to snag a Taurus man is by finding your inner Scorpionic vixen and letting her loose. We’re all attracted to our opposites, and cautious Taurus is fascinated by women who give off that deep, mysterious and dangerous Scorpio vibe. He’s also scared shitless of Scorpionic women, but isn’t fear a turn-on?
- If all else fails, go to the closest mall and sit on Santa’s lap like a good little girl, and tell him exactly what you want. When he asks if you’ve been naughty or nice, say “Naughty.” If Santa turns redder than his outfit, you just might have found your Taurus man. Invite him home for milk and cookies.
hahaha that is funny. but make sure you are not aggressive move slowly and smell good.
This is so funny, I almost peed myself LOL
Lets hope Santa has enough room in his sled for all those muscles…LOL
My guy is an Aqua but is Taurus Rising and when I tell him naughty things he blushes a lot….Wonder if I can get him to wear a santa suit LOL
He’s shopping for a Santa suit now….I can’t wait!!!! Thanks for the idea Jeffrey 🙂 This is going to be fun this Christmas. LOL
I am sooo in love with a taurean man. *sighs* He is almost everything I ever wanted. Except I need mroe of him! 🙂
Pardon me.. typo. I meant `more’ of him.