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November 20: Capricorn Moon sextile Venus in Scorpio

Matthew Currie — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:00:19 +0000

Everybody is in a kind of warm and fuzzy mood. Capricorns (who have a reputation for guarding their feelings) are more emotional than usual. And Scorpios, who are often accused of being sharp and pointy, are feeling sweet and loving.

Happy Opposite Day, everyone! Feel free to wear your underwear on the outside today…

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November 19: Venus square Mars

Matthew Currie — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:00:07 +0000

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Heh. Just kidding. You’re very attractive. Can I buy you a drink? Now, back to your body. Hold it against me. Please. Come on, what do I have to say here? I’ve already used my best line on you. Come on. Please. Just for five minutes. No?

(pause)

How about now?

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November 18: Sagittarius Moon square Uranus

Matthew Currie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:52 +0000

New and unique uses for mundane activities and settings are highlighted today. So: fire up the accordion and dance to this:

(To the tune of “Theme From Rawhide”)

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though folks are disapprovin’
This alley’s not for bowlin’
I’m fine!

Just don’t be surprised if they don’t give you the deposit for your shoes back.

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November 17: Mercury sextile Saturn

Matthew Currie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:00:27 +0000

One of the best ways to respond to difficult times is to use both logic and imagination to visualize practical results. Example: those cops beating you up because you look like a murder suspect? Pretend they are The Happiness Patrol. And that’s a “Hello Kitty” taser they’re using on you.

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November 16: Scorpio New Moon

Matthew Currie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:00:39 +0000

It’s liberating to be able to feel things so deeply. Trust your instincts and open up to your new-found sensitivity. Set yourself adrift in a sea of emotion. Give in to the crashing waves of your feelings.

See? It’s easy. Now, aren’t you glad the ship crashed into that iceberg? Now move over: there’s room on that floating wreckage for me, too.

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November 15: Saturn square Pluto

Matthew Currie — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:00:48 +0000

The Buddha taught that all of life is impermanence, and that only by forming attachments to the structures in our life can we go wrong. Of course, The Buddha never had to put up with the kind of job stress and yammering workplace idiots you’ll have to put up with today. Meditate upon this, and your urge to go berserk will fade. Maybe.

Or… maybe not. Beats me. I’m no Buddha, and neither are you today.

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November 14: Sun trine Uranus

Matthew Currie — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:00:25 +0000

You are a bright, shining star. You are a one-person festival of talent and attractiveness. You are the headliner in the variety show of your own life. Got that? Good. Now, quit interrupting me. What I have to say is just as important as what you have to say. We can’t all be Kanye West, pal.

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November 13: Libra Moon trine Jupiter

Matthew Currie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:00:34 +0000

Oh… you do love me! That’s so very reassuring. Well… I love you too. Thank you for expressing that to me. I really needed to hear that today. Wait… I’m sorry, what was your name again? Really? I went out with someone by that name in high school. And… you say your Significant Other is running late too? We have so much in common!

I love you…

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November 12: Libra Moon conjunct Saturn

Matthew Currie — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:00:35 +0000

Do you love me? Do you really love me? I’m not so sure. Are you sure? Say it! Really? Now say it again. Again! Nah, still not hearing it. Try this megaphone. SAY IT!! Ouch! My ears!! I can’t hear anything now! Least of all that you love me. Say it in sign language. Wait, why are you waving your hands at me? Are you trying to shoo me away?

You don’t love me, do you?

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November 11: Mercury square Neptune

Matthew Currie — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:00:29 +0000

Hey, if I use this discount motor oil on my toothbrush, I can save on toothpaste! And it’ll make a great skin moisturizer! Man, I’m full of really big ideas today! Not sure how practical they are… but they’re really big ideas nonetheless! And I’m saving money! Come on over for dinner, I’m making motor oil and unused coupon soup!

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