After blinging out the Broken Embraces premiere with a rather large sapphire-and-diamond sparkler, Penelope Cruz (born: April 28, 1974) is once again facing rumors that she and boyfriend Javier Bardem (born: March 1, 1969) are engaged. If Bardem’s trying (a la Beyonce’s sage advice) to put a ring on it, Cruz certainly isn’t fessing up to it any time soon.

When questioned by David Letterman, Penelope stayed secretive, insisting, “I don’t feel comfortable talking about my private life in public.” Her tight-lipped response is no big surprise, especially since these two smoking-hot Spanish actors have been intensely guarded about their relationship. Since neither camp is giving up much more than a dismissive, “They’re together–get over it,” Moonit decided to go behind the scenes to check out their relationship potential. More >

*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified North Node trine Venus as their strongest weighted aspect, based on their birth dates using a noon election.

Is it just us, or does blond adonis Kellan Lutz – aka Twilight series’ Emmett Cullen – look more like AnnaLynne McCord’s twin than her ex-luhhhhvah? After dating her dudely doppleganger for nearly a year, McCord (born: July 16, 1987) reportedly dumped Lutz (born: March 15, 1985) for, “not being a good boyfriend.” That sounds mature, right? So, what was his relationship-ending offense, one might ask? Did he hurt her feelings? Ignore her needs? Cheat on her with Robert Pattinson? Nope.

The seemingly trumped-up charges include not buying her a real birthday present. Since New Moon is set to hit theaters this Friday, we’re all about getting up in Kellan’s business; of course, we’re starting with a post-mortem on his relationship with the rising 90210 star. So, does he-of-the-ridiculous-six-pack deserve a second chance, or should the bloodsucker be impaled for his questionably bad behavior? More >

*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Mars conjunct Jupiter as their strongest weighted aspect, based on their birth dates using a noon election.

Even though they’re blonde, beautiful, and have the worst taste in baby names this side of Victoria Beckham, we’re still rooting for Gwyneth Paltrow (born: September 27, 1972) and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin (born: March 2, 1977). The cherubic couple wed in 2003, but recent events seem to be hinting at the dissolution of their marriage. We get their need for privacy, yet the separate-but-together routine reached a saturation point this past week: when Chris attended the funeral of his uncle, Paltrow and the kids were nowhere to be found.

Now, gossip rags are ablaze with stories of Chris’s infidelities, and rumor has it that Martin and Kate Bosworth have been swapping spit in public make-out sessions. Even though everyone involved is denying the hookup, Moonit’s taking a closer look at Chris and Gwyneth’s marriage. More >

*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Venus Trine Venus as their strongest weighted aspect, based on their birth dates using a noon election.

When you trounce the Phillies and ace the World Series, it doesn’t matter if it’s your first win or your 27th; it’s still awesome. This past Wednesday, the Yankees proved that a) they rule MLB, and b) they’re still essentially little boys playing a game they love. (Did you see them storm the mound and hug each other and smile like it was their job? Because… Adorable.) And talk about esprit de corps; these teammates have become so synced with each other that they’re practically telepathic. Just look at Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. Although the two superstars have some long-standing friction and completely polar personalities, their connection is undeniable.

This week, A-Rod and Jeter took their post-win partying to NYC’s trendy 1OAK. Sure, leading ladies Kate Hudson and Minka Kelly were in tow, and sure, there were plenty of smiles… But the ties that bind have loosened a lot for the former blood brothers ever since the 2001 Esquire article where A-Rod blabbed that, “Jeter’s been blessed with great talent around him… he’s never had to lead.” (Yikes.)

Moonit decided to go into the dugout to find out what’s really going on with these heavy hitters. Read more at Moonit.com >>

Hey Josh Duhamel! Ever hear the adage about how silence is golden? Yeah, we didn’t think so. On the set of his new movie Life As We Know It, big mouth Duhamel’s bragged to anyone in earshot about bagging a stripper. Now his yapping has landed him in the hot seat with the wifey and put him in the running for Moonit’s “Pathetic Loser of the Year Award” (Seriously? If you really think seducing a woman of the pole is impressive, you need to stop taking assclown lessons from Tucker Max).

Josh clearly didn’t think his bragfest would circulate back to his wife Fergie, once again demonstrating his unfamiliarity with the immutable laws of time, space and relationships. Not only was he dumb enough to blab, but he left a trail of texts to this exotic dancer. (We imagine they’re something like, “Yr prfume gets me so hot! Smls like baby pwdr, sweat & shame-xoxo JD.”)

Unfortunately, this doesn’t seem to be an isolated incident; rumors are a-flyin’ that Josh is quite the philanderer when he’s on location, hitting on anything with a smile, a SAG card and a skirt. Case in point: although he was engaged while working on Transformers, women have started coming out of the woodwork and claiming that their on-set interactions with Duhamel were more than meets the eye.

Even though she’s got, like, six smoking guns, Fergie isn’t having it with the haters. She’s been brushing off any and all eyewitness accounts, claiming her marriage to Duhamel is, “awesome.” But why is Fergie so intent on defending her man? (We mean…other than the fact that he’s ridiculously, insanely hot.) According to Moonit, it looks like there’s a reason why these two have been together since 2004 – an eternity in celebrity years.

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It looks like Katy Perry may have tamed the wild, gnarly beast that is Russell Brand. Ever since Katy got together with Russell at the VMAs, we’ve been waiting to see if this random hookup would trainwreck its way into infamy, or actually (shudder to think!) last. Love him or hate him, it seems Russell and our eccentric, darling Katy may be looking at ’til-death-do-us-part. For those of you thinking, “Who the hell is Russell Brand?”, he’s the guy who played obnoxious rocker Alduous Snow in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. (You know–the guy who looked like the love child of Tim Burton and an electrical outlet. That one.) And in another example of art imitating life, Russell’s reality is strikingly similar to his on-screen persona; he’s a recovering addict known for his promiscuity and loud-mouthed antics.

As of late, Katy and Russell have been caught around town making out like teenagers in the backseat of Mom’s Prius, and these in flagrante deLexus moments have prompted inquiries into their coupledom. Russell’s now opening up to reporters about his life-changing relationship with Katy and sound-biting about his willingness to settle down; so sayeth Russell, “I have gone weary of the [romantic] carousel.” He’s even discussed his desire to have kids. (So…there’s that.) Since the thought of a Brand baby makes us feel like H1N1 would be the easy way out, Moonit felt a relationship assessment was long overdue.

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When we think about presidential love lives, we think of scandals… affairs… inappropriately used cigars… Maybe that’s why the world at large can’t seem to get enough of the happy anomaly that is Barack and Michelle. Even notoriously fickle media outlets are on board with their lovefest. The New York Times Magazine is devoting an upcoming issue to their wedded bliss and Michelle’s dishing out dating advice in December’s Glamour. (Although she is the First Lady, her relationship insights are still pretty relatable to us common folk. We wish we could say the same about Martha Washington’s “Wooden Teeth are Sexy” or Mamie Eisenhower’s “101 Ways to Woo With Fudge.”)

With our curiosity piqued, we decided it was high time we peeked inside the White House love nest. According to Moonit’s birth date analysis, the Obamas are a “match made in heaven.” Their relationship assessment goes on to indicate that they “have it all: they’re physically attracted to each other, they provide each other with unwavering emotional support, and they dig each other’s vibe.”

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When two people with the same first name decide to hook up, there’s something about it that really weirds us out. Maybe it’s the innate narcissism. Or the potential for identity theft. Or the thing where, whether or not they want to, they’re each bound to shout out their own name in bed. In this case, the same-namers are lovable country music star Taylor Swift and Twilight Series “New Moon” hottie Taylor Lautner. Ever since they were snapped filming make-out scenes for Valentine’s Day, next year’s chick-flick extraordinaire, rumors have been a-flyin’ about their coupledom.

Since the grand smoochfest, their relationship has become major grist for the gossip mill. Lautner showed up at the Chicago stop on Swift’s “Fearless” tour and cuddled up to her after she sang “Fifteen.” Then, a late-night Lautner was spotted at Swift’s hotel after taking in a hockey game at the Staples Center. Then, we ate really good pizza and kind of stopped caring, because with that much “accidental” publicity, things started to seem a little hinky. Call us cynics, but with the release of “New Moon” just around the corner, all this Taylor-on-Taylor brouhaha felt like it could be a well-timed PR stunt.

So is “Team Tay” the real deal, or just a Hollywood hoax?

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If you’re anything like us, you’ve been wondering what kind of pheromones must be wafting off of Twitter-addicted, commitment-challenged misanthrope John Mayer. Yes, he’s funny (and debatably good looking), but there has got be something else–some special “x factor”–that keeps Hollywood’s hottest pining after this smirky, intellectual wannabe. Oddly enough, the guy who’s known for his Dave-Matthews-lite tunes seems bizzarely irresistible to some fine looking ladies, including the likes of Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.

In case you missed it, John dumped Jennifer not once but twice, and even made lame public statements about their relationship. Guess the whole playing-hard-to-get thing works for her because he’s now grovelling to get Jen back. We’d love to hear that conversation. “Hey, Jen? Remember how I had that weird, impromptu press conference last year? The one I did outside of a random New York City gym? You know–where I told the press and everybody that, ‘I ended a relationship [with you] to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right?’ Yeah. Can you forget about that so we can get back to hooking up? I promise not to use that ‘your body totally is a wonderland’ line on you again. Jessica hated it, too. Wait–why are you walking away?”

Now that the two are reportedly back on, Moonit goes behind the tweets and analyzes their birth dates to reveal what’s up with the indecisive combo. Read more at Moonit.com >>

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Ever since Mariah Carey married boyfriend Nick Cannon in May 2008, their relationship has elicited a ton of skepticism. (After all, they were only dating for a hot second before they decided to take the plunge. In a hurry, much?) The over-under on their marriage was six months at the most, and their shelf life was so short that media outlets didn’t even bother to combine their names into a catchy uber-term. (See: TomKat, Speidi.)

Since Mariah decided against a pre-nup, many disregarded their pairing as nothing more than a “Sugar Mama” situation. Some claimed Nick spent more time with Mariah’s credit cards than with her. Others felt it was a publicity stunt to promote the four movies Nick had out that year (yeah, we can’t seem to remember them, either) and the release of her album “E=MC2? (coincidentally, Nick appeared as the love interest in one of her videos.)

But now that the marriage has been on and strong for nearly eighteen months–an eternity in celebdom–and baby rumors are running rampant, Moonit goes behind the music to see if this thing is fo’ real. Oddly enough, Moonit’s relationship compatibility assessment shows the two are able to use their decade-wide age gap to their advantage, and their romantic potential is through the roof (Say what? Yeah, we were pretty shocked, too.)

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