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Love Horoscopes for the Week of February 8

Venus glides into Pisces, the sign of her exaltation, just in time for Valentine’s Day, y’all. And she is primed for major action – just like you. A strong sense of destiny weaves its way into your affairs. But you know how it goes: you get that inkling that something magical is about to happen, so you wait for the big carpet ride … and when nothing occurs, major confusion or disenchantment sets in. But hang in there, tiger; everything unfolds in its divine moment, right? So keep stoking your fire throughout the week until, come Sunday, you just can’t contain the passion anymore. So hot.

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Pluto in the Eighth: Practical Magic

In the movie Practical Magic, Sally and Gillian Owens live under the shadow of a centuries old curse cast by their ancestor, Maria. Disappointed in love, Maria casts a spell that she would never fall in love again. Proving, however, that she who practices the Craft on herself has a fool for a client, the curse goes awry and poisons the love life of every Owens woman since. The true love of an Owens woman dies an untimely death. We don’t know a lot about Sally and Gillian’s parents, except that true to the curse, their father dies – and their mother does as well, when the girls are young … “from a broken heart.” More >

Venus in Taurus, Mars in Gemini Compatibility

Earth mama (Venus in Taurus) and the social butterfly (Mars in Gemini) are a volatile union of earth and air. When this couple joins ranks, they bring together stillness and motion in a unique pairing that has unlimited possibility. If they can get beyond the initial irritation at their differences, they will probably discover they have much to offer each other. Though others may not see what they have in common, this couple finds the edges that separate them to be just as fascinating as their (few) similarities. More >

Planet Waves Weekly by Eric Francis

Centaurs, Centaurs – Three of the most potent aspects now in effect involve what are called Centaur planets — a class of small, icy or rocky planets orbiting our Sun. The first one discovered was Chiron, in 1977. These kids don’t behave like asteroids, which mostly add detail and literary richness to a reading. They don’t behave like traditional planets, which establish the main lines of energy and dominant, obvious personality traits. [posted last Thursday] More >

Jessica Simpson and Taylor Kitsch: Venus Opposite Pluto

Let’s get one thing straight: it’s not that we don’t love Billy Corgan’s music. “Cherub Rock” is awesome on Rock Band, and Zwan was way less annoying that we thought it would be. But throw him into a May-December romance with Jessica Simpson, and we’re less than enthusiastic. (On our personal relationship scale, they rated right between, “Hee. Actually? Ew.” and “…?”) More >

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Sun Opposite Venus

If adorable actress Kristen Bell (born on July 18, 1980) had a dime for every time someone said she could do better than goofball Dax Shepard (born on January 2, 1975), she’d be able to bail out the banking industry by now. And really, we understand why people get that confused Golden Retriever look whenever they try to wrap their heads around the unlikely pairing. More >