Please tell me you are not going on about how much weight you need to lose. We are not going to listen to it. Not when you have the juiciest cosmic energy being showered upon you. If anyone has been singled out for a heavenly Valentine’s Day, it’s you, sweet-cheeks – no matter how round and full those cheeks are. No need to go on a fishing expo for reassurance; you are irresistible, and everyone can see that. A trip to the spa would elevate your mood even more, so that you can lavish some attention on you-know-who with full confidence.
For additional accuracy, read the horoscope for your Rising Sign.
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- Jupiter (Pisces co-ruler) in Pisces, First House of Self, may have the effect of expanding your fish gills, so to speak. Especially those of you with Sun in the first few degrees of Pisces: “…weight you need to lose.”
- Venus (ruler of Libra, Eighth House of Sex and Transformation) in Pisces (Friday), First House of Self: “…singled out for a heavenly Valentine’s Day…”
- Venus at apex of yod configuration, owing to its quincunxes from Mars retrograde and Saturn retrograde (which is in the Eighth House of Sex), needs some kind of concession: “…A trip to the spa…”
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