Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson: Venus Sextile Pluto

Update: Sasstrology learned after the publication of this article that Casey Johnson died yesterday. We will leave the article “as is,” for the astrology still stands.

Bisexual reality show star Tila Tequila (born: October 24, 1981) broke humanity’s heart when she announced her engagement to Casey Johnson (born: September 24, 1979). You guys remember, Casey, right? We’ll jog your memory. Casey’s prodigious accomplishments include being heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune; randomly adopting a daughter from Kazakhstan in the face of vocal concerns from the Johnson family; having her hair set on fire by a former girlfriend; and being arrested for grand theft.

Now, these “Parents of the Year” frontrunners are excited about possibly regaining custody of Casey’s adoptive daughter. And to top it off, Tila terrified the Twittersphere (and the world at large) by recently announcing her intention to act as surrogate mother for her brother’s baby. Does all of this sound disastrous to anyone else? It’s like the proverb says: when you mix a delusional billionaire with a pint-sized Petri dish, you’re more likely to get a VH1 spin-off than a happy family.

This last cry for publicity has prompted Moonit to find out if there’s anything remotely real between Tila and Casey, or if this is just one of many, many PR stunts. More >

*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Venus sextile Pluto as their strongest weighted aspects, based on their birth dates using a noon election.

* Casey’s location of birth is unknown. NY, NY was used as a default.