The wonderful thing about Saggie / Is Saggies are blunderful things! / Their heads are filled with ideas / Their bottoms are made out of springs! / They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about Saggies is that there are 11 other signs to clean up the mess and take care of the details!
What? That didn’t rhyme? Oh well. I got bored halfway through. Hey, it’s Happy Hour!
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