Your love life reveals an interesting mix of erotic fantasy and monastic celibacy. Maybe the stars are trying to show you that, while there is such a thing as divine love (and who but you would crave such lofty union?), there is also this thing some people refer to as reality. See, your partner is made up of flesh and bones, as well as other potentially messy stuff. It’s the messy stuff you’re not particularly amenable to. And that’s one of many reasons your stairway to heaven resides in your fantasy life. Because, who on earth could possibly measure up to your ideals, Fish?

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