June 2: Venus sextile Jupiter and Neptune

Today is a big candy dish filled with love and warmth and happiness and — careful not to spoil your appetite for dinner — good feelings. There will be a temptation to — put that down! I’m making mashed potatoes! — sit back and enjoy it all without actually achieving anything — I saw you take that one! — of substance. A day like this might sound like fun, but — okay, that’s it. I’m not cleaning up your mess. I warned you — just make sure you don’t need a mop and bucket afterwards.