Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 24-30
March 24, 2008 by kishner
On Monday, Mercury conjoins Venus in Pisces. Express your affection with a love song or a poem. Towards the end of the week, both these planets aspect Jupiter and Uranus. The planets of freedom and deep thoughts sextile each other on Friday. Jupiter celebrates and expands Uranus’ penchant for breakthroughs and revolution, while Uranus adds a jolt of originality and unconventionality to Jupiter’s philosophical and geographical explorations. Which means that a grand brilliance pervades the air while they are in aspect.
When Mercury and Venus meet up with this outerish-planet sextile Thursday and Friday, they will be conjoining Uranus in Pisces and sextiling Jupiter in Capricorn. The energy of sudden change and disruptive ideas will color the exchange of messages and affections. News that you’d never think you’d hear; about-faces in the trajectory of a relationship — just about anything can happen, and you can’t even predict what it will be, because your small mind cannot even imagine it. Whether it’s a breakup or a sudden declaration of love from out-of-the-blue, your vision of your life will be larger and more exciting than it had been before.
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Woohooo.
Interested to see how this week plays out. I have lots of social plans (unusual for me) and my birthday is on Thursday. Supposedly my solar return looks really good…no idear.
XOXO!
Hannah
Hannah, re: Thursday–
Happy Birthday to you
“Just about anything can happen”-great–just what I need.:-p
Oh Jeffrey great weehoo!!! I am sooo excited. I love it when life-altering experiences happen to meeee!!!! Gosh, I really hope it’s the declaration of love one you are talking about
)) That would be wunderbar!
Aw–thanks Karen!
I’m also going through my saturn return…so that’s interesting. Trying to get things going creatively (I’m an artist) and otherwise. Good ole Saturn in Virgo.
I hope you’re all doing well with whatever is going on in your lives.
I dunno about y’all but I had an intense first part of the year, especially. January and February were strangely exhausting and my 2-year-old has been quite fussy and teething. She still is but for some reason it isn’t quite as bad as the previous couple months.
Change is good…I think.
XO,
Hannah
OH MY GOD JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!
You predicted the future this time for sure, but it came on Wednesday….and I should have paid attention to this part: “your small mind cannot even imagine it”
This is CREEPY!!!! Of everything I was thinking might happen….I never ever thought that my best friend (a guy) would beautifully and poetically confess that he has been in love with me for all this time!!!! WHAT THE FLIP!!!! HOLY SHINANIGANS!!!! I’M NOT SINGLE.
Didn’t the moon go into Scorpio?…okay I gave up astrology but this is creepy cause he’s a Scorpio….and I’m in love with a Pisces….yet….who turns down a Scorpio love confession when it’s your best friend? (and he’s more than just gorgeous; girls go crazy over his attractiveness….I just don’t look at him that way) Well, he’s second best friend cause my bf comes first….maybe I just need to wait until the Thursday and Friday planetary actions to see if there are any more surprises before I start making decisions about how to handle this.
However, I am seriously reconsidering my departure from asto-related-analysis….this was too dead-on…though you were off by about a day….is there more? OH MY!!!
Gold Medal to Jeffrey for predicting the future!!!!
Astrologers reserve the right to be off by a few days. After all, Venus is just a few degrees from exact to her conjunction with Uranus.
fallen-astro-angel — are you Sagilarious?
Who else would defend you with such vigor???
Oh, darn my tongue that sounded just wrong….I bet a lot of people would defend you!!!
I’m just gonna quit now while I’m ahead. I was trying to keep my identity secret, but I can’t fool people with any receptive skills and a bit of memory.