Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 10-16
March 10, 2008 by kishner
If friendly but detached Venus in Aquarius has left you feeling intellectually stimulated yet lonely, you can look forward to Venus entering Pisces on Wednesday. Pisces is the sign of Venus’ exaltation, as the highest form of love is dee-vine. Venus in Pisces has the urge to merge, the desire to dissolve the boundaries between two souls to become one Being. However, V in Pi may also indulge in delusional rescue fantasies. Support a ne’er-do-well guitarist’s dope habit? Sign me on!
The love goddess swims through this sign until April 6. You may feel incurably romantic, or become a martyr on the altar of enmeshment. Your choice. This is also a good time to indulge your inner artiste, as Pisces excels at expressing the ineffable through dance, music, film and poetry. Put on your jazz shoes and let the ground support your transcendent forays into mysticdom!
On Thursday, Venus sextiles Pluto. During Venus’ ethereal wanderings, Pluto in Capricorn gently exposes the dangers of flying high without a parachute. Then on Friday, mama’s boy Mars in Cancer gets chided by sextiling Saturn in Virgo for eating too much cake. On Saturday, Venus opposes Saturn, resulting in a proper ass-whooping for being all footloose and fancifree when there are lists to be made. Saturn picks apart Venus’ new boytoy, dashing her dreams of bliss. He doesn’t have a steady job! He’s high half the time! His fretwork will never match Clapton’s! Venus may continue on her course, but a good dose of reality keeps her from complete self-destruction. Life lessons suck, but once you separate the wheat from the chaff, you can make beer.
Finally, there’s a sizzling hot pool party on Sunday, when Venus trines Mars. After all this drubbing from Saturn, it’s time to tell the teacher to bugger off! Put on your trunks, your two-piece, your birthday suit — because the water is fine! Drip, drop. Slip, slop. Hippety-hop, the sex don’t stop!
Comment below: Who in your life imparts life lessons you don’t want to hear, but that eventually turn out to be true?
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Who in your life imparts life lessons you don’t want to hear, but that eventually turn out to be true?
The people who drive me nuts. Those people who I hope to never be like usually have interesting insights that I couldn’t have thought of because I am incapable of really seeing the world through the skewed perspective I believe them to have, but it is their unique view of life that enables them to sometimes hit the gold in ways I could have never imagined. For example, my father’s 4th wife was an ex-Playboy centerfold who was obsessed with money, status, and designer clothes. She drove me nuts, but also noticed the way I ate: like a whore, basically, licking, teasing, and fondling my food as I ate. I would have never noticed this, because I don’t see the world through that overly sexualized, uber-seductress mask. I just enjoyed…well…playing with my food. It was just part of my eating process. Now I am nervous to eat in front of men because now I realize I might be turning them on if I do this. She was right, looking back. Duh. Why hadn’t I noticed this in myself? Oops.
Interesting.