Comments on: Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 17-23

By: Tara

Tara — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:20:17 +0000

Love the tape on the mouth photo. Can’t decide if it is meant to signify a deep meaning of some kind or just being a bit qwarky and humouris…or is it a kinky fettish…hummm! Interesting….

By: Sagilarious

Sagilarious — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:41:00 +0000

So yes, I was wondering how in Jove’s name…..and then I thought I would review this post, and went OMG why is it right? Grrrr.

By: curious

curious — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:57:00 +0000

So . . . what happened?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:50:00 +0000

how does me making an ass of myself play into this? i sent the guy i met and spent a romantic weekend with last week (after he’s been in touch but unwilling to see me all week!) a text this morning at 5 am ‘i can’t sleep and am f***ing horny, are you up for a romp?’ augh! can anyone say bunny boiler?!

By: Jeffrey Kishner

Jeffrey Kishner — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:44:00 +0000

Where dem cookies at?!?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:52:00 +0000

victoria. I’m digging what you are saying about the cookie jar – when they are brave to go up high they are in for the best cookies they ever could imagine!! I have Venus and Mars in Scorpio and yup you are on the money there too.

By: victoria

victoria — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:48:00 +0000

And to Confused Capricorn, if you want to get your Scorpio man and it's not too late (which I suspect it is with this case, but you can try it on a future Scorp who fills you with obsessions) you need to have sex with him. It's that simple.

He wants to be seduced and satisfied. Scorpio isn't into games, we hate that, although we play them well. It's like inventing Monopoly and everyone is trying to figure you out on your own game. The last thing you want to do with them is play Monopoly already.

The best way to get a Scorp interested in you? Show up at his front door naked under a trenchcoat after midnight with a bottle of wine. Satisfaction guaranteed.

And make sure he knows he is the ONLY one you are performing for. Don't lie, they can spot a fib before it leaves your lips. Keep your cool and use your lips for what men love best--KISSING instead of TALKING.

By: victoria

victoria — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:39:00 +0000

Practising Catholics aren’t keen on astrology, in fact he might consider you a witch of sorts (have you met his mother yet?) Since you’re a sweet girl and very intelligent and gifted in the arts & science of the stars, is he a good match for the long haul? And if not, then why lead him on in this relationship–it’s probably killing him to not let himself touch you, and you both should be of like mind and values to keep it a good thing. He may be a virgin, if he’s a good Catholic boy. Please use your skills of seduction on a guy who can handle you! This one’s an innocent man (ala Billy Joel)and you don’t want to bear the stigma of being the woman who brought him to his ruin. Men can be sensitive creatures, and this will affect his future relationships and colour his view of women overall. Young love, first love, filled with sweet emotion. It’s not your first, but it may be his.

By: Ayla

Ayla — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:07:00 +0000

If only it were that simple, Ms. Victoria. I think I’m actually filling the role of the man currently, slamming around the kitchen wondering where them cookies is at. My boyfriend is a traditional kind of guy and is hanging onto the last vestiges of his childhood faith in Catholicism. He’s definitely uncomfortable about the prospect of sex before marriage, which I respect, and it’s not like I’m about to run off to another guy because I’m not getting any. But put bluntly? Boy ain’t puttin’ out! Drives a girl crazy.

(I’m itching to try that Aries Mars of his out, too. Christ.)

By: victoria

victoria — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:18:00 +0000

Ayla, it's about quality vs quantity. Save the good stuff for the right guy and keep your emotional bank account intact from risky investments. Some guys will approach you with a hard sell but you are wise to research their motivations before you get involved.

We GIVE, they GET. And when we run out, they run off. Many men are freeloaders, believing their sexual prowess is a satisfactory substitute for what women really want.

Choose wisely. They'll have their hands in your cookie jar, so fill it with the dispensable kind and keep the good stuff way up high in the cupboard, where only the worthy ones will venture.