Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 10-16
December 10, 2007 by kishner
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Tuesday is packed with juicy aspects. The planetary lovers Venus and Mars meet in water signs, rubbing each other (the right way) at a 120-degree angle that unleashes tidal waves of pleasure. The conjugal connection between the principles of attraction and action promotes steamy encounters and emotional waterfalls. If you’re not partnered, this aspect does wonders for one’s creativity energy, so sublimate your desire into some wet and sticky fingerpaints.
The sexiness does not stop there! Also on Tuesday, Jupiter conjoins Pluto. The compulsion to do the nasty in the most unspeakable manner with partners deemed inappropriate by the cultural arbiters of taste is inflated to such grand proportions that you may do something that you both thoroughly enjoy and flat out regret. (Did you know that Jupiter rules run-on sentences?) Remember to get written consent from all involved parties over the age of 17 before you engage in any roleplaying that touches on themes of violation or degradation.
Alas, all this heavy dessert needs some whipped cream. On the same day, the Sun sextiles Neptune. You will awake on Wednesday feeling like all those wild sexual escapades were nothing but a dream. (But then why are your sheets wet?)
With Venus sextile Saturn on Wednesday, reality will indeed kick in, but only to cement some of the good stuff that happened the previous night. The rest will be promptly dropped in the waste disposal bin.
Comment below: How has your love and sex life been this week? (Spare the graphic details, of course.)
I am not currently writing love horoscopes for each sign. Check out Jeff Jawer’s love horoscopes at Tarot.com: Aries – Taurus – Gemini – Cancer – Leo – Virgo – Libra – Scorpio – Sagittarius – Capricorn – Aquarius – Pisces. Be sure to look at your Rising Sign if you know it.
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WET sheets! Perfect reading for this week, especially for the New York folks, you have a nice ice storm heading your way its here now in MI and stuck inside, when the power goes out and no one has TV guess what happens????? Better wash your sheets Jeff! Ms. Diff
too bad am having a final i have no clue abt lol and some millions of pages of papers to write this week. ra ra ra.
well that is all there ever is to say when u have mars in capricorn and some planet in some lush procrastinatory shopping spreeing sign- torture. a totally unsexy kind. ugh ugh. meep
This is proserpine.
Funny thing about the sexy stuff catapaulting us towards the not- so- moral/acceptable.
I had a feeling about someone, not an intense powerful desire, but it was there.He’s showing more interest and openess towards me than usal.
I was on my way towards his office to get something I needed there, *and* need to shop in the neighborhood of his office asap.
But when I picked up my phone to call a cab–something really told me to hang up-now.
I hesitated, because it was important i do the shopping piece–but that feeling was very ominous.
I never forgot a huge mistake, that led to my downfall many years ago–and when I said what I did (also on the phone)I *knew*, I felt the scales tip towards danger.
Events were set in motion, and I knew deep inside what the probable outcome would be, although I denied it.
I know it sounds dramatic , even silly, mabye–but when I felt that feeling last evening–I hung the phone up.
Better safe than sorry.
by all means, follow your gut!
unless you enjoy brief escapades into the twilight zone of sexual hangover (ugghggh bleeechhhh)
will someone please pass the Maalox?
Lead us not into temptation.
Oh if only my dearest fish didn’t live so far away!!!! We did have the most beautiful talk on Tuesday. I kept checking to see if God was above me micro-managing the entire event. It was that lovely! And YES you are dead right: Tuesday was the freaking day of days!