How to satisfy a male Scorpio in bed

Sex advice columnist Dan Savage has coined the abbreviation GGG: “good in bed, giving equal time and equal pleasure, and game for anything — within reason.” The Scorpio man is drawn to taboos and the underworld of sexuality, so a few kinks are to be expected. Bondage, domination, sadomasochism … power and pain are old friends to the Scorpion. This is not to say that all Scorpios like to dole out punishment: The sign is truly about the depths of intimacy, which means exploring every nook and cranny of your English muffin. No! I mean that he will want to connect intensely with you — staring into each other’s eyes (even during orgasm), or achieving tantric bliss through controlled sexual techniques.

If you want to satisfy him, you have to overcome your fear — fear of closeness, fear of exploring the boundaries of pain and pleasure. By all means don’t do anything that feels violating (unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.) But be willing to turn lovemaking into an attempt to excavate your hidden turn-ons and wounds, eroticizing power dynamics and family traumas to gain a sense of mastery over them.

And if all else fails, stick your finger up his patootie.

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About Jeffrey Kishner

Jeffrey Kishner is founder and publisher of Sasstrology. He is a licensed mental health counselor and has been doing astrological counseling since 2001. Jeffrey has been published in print magazines including The Mountain Astrologer and Dell Horoscope, and has written online for sites including AOL, and StarIQ. Jeffrey has also been heavily involved in the astrology blogger community. Read his personal blog at


  1. Sharon, I’ve been there done that so trust me when I say this man will not marry you.He is already making you suffer and doesn’t understand your emotional needs.Let go of him for the sake of your own sanity and happiness.All this emotional roller coaster is not worth it.Let him procrastinate, you at least think of a back up plan girl.Please find a single guy who gives you the kind of attention,love and care you deserve.He will keep you around until he suddenly realizes one day that oh well he actually does get along with his wife,he just didn’t notice how caring and giving she is blah me faster!

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