How to get an Aquarius to have sex
September 18, 2007 by Jeffrey Kishner
Do you have a thing for freaks and geeks, aliens and astrophysicists, radicals and rabble-rousers? These surefire quotes and suggestions will be guaranteed to get you in bed with an Aquarius.
- “Love-making will enhance bonhomie among the revolutionaries.”
- “Help me act out this scene in my latest Star Trek fan fiction story.”
- Show him your pierced lips. No, those lips.
- “Friends With Benefits are just friends, nothing more!”
- Tell him you need someone impartial and objective to help you reach orgasm. Show him the step-by-step diagrams in your Clinical Sexology textbook.
- Share your fetish for doing it in pubic places while dressed like a panda bear.
- Face it — he’s more likely to do it in Second Life.
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Attention,attention i am an aquarius lady.I LOVE SEX and i do love to role play ,i am weird and zainy lovvvee to laugh and cant perform oral sex enough (wow sorry i fell into a trance just there)men love me because i love life and i am a great blend of femininity and their best friend.Every sign has pluses and minuses that is life ….just try to find that one person who gives you butterflies,makes you laugh,you never get tired of talkin with and wants not only to try new things with you but also gives you space to do just that alone love,Sonia
Lol no such thing as making me have sex. Um, I only have sex with people I love and am in a relationship with. No one night stands or cascual flings. I have been celibate and single a year and a 8 months. Surprise ,,surprise?!?! Nan, u know us Aquarians march to the beat of our own drums.
P.S. And if I think ur tryna get my drawers. I will show my flexible positions, collection of edible underwear and act as if I’m just sharing information with a friend. Knowing all the while I’m challenging you and turing u on. Misleading? Perhaps. Mischevious? Yes. Should’ve been more sincere in ur approach lol.
hmmm…how do you GET us to have sex? i don’t really think you can GET us to have sex. We’re not one of those signs that you can convince of something. We just come up with things in our own head and then act on it. Most aquas are kno are faarrrr from prudes. super experimental and if we HAVEN’T done it before and you have and can show us, then we’re usually pretty into. i guess that would be the best way to get an aquarius into bed. male or female. tell him or her you just discovered this amazing new sexual thing that hardly anyone else knows about or is really cutting edge. they might fu@k just for the sake of checking it out. because we can be ridiculously unattached during sex. we don’t even really have to like u as a person. some of us can just use you like a walking, talking sex toy. but before you start throwing stones at us for this, do realize, we also will not ne dishonest or even evasive about our intentions. we may even completely and harshly disclaim ourselves before or after the act with very little tact. but again, if you go willingly we expect you to have responsibility for yourself and your emotions. Because if we don’t care for you in that way, it simply will not occur to us to engaage in any sort of emotional activity, behavior, affection, conversation. we may listen politely as you carry on about ur personal issues, possibly even offer some well thought out words of wisdom. if ur lucky, maybe even get a little pat or side hug. but that’s it. however on the other hand, in concerns to sex, we can go long amounts of time without it if there’s some well thought out reason we’ve decided to give it up. and don’t assume it’s a “normal reason” like heart break or social standards, in fact it’s very unlikely to be those two particular things. I went through a stage where i abstained for close to a year because i was actually sexually frustrated with all the men i was encountering. I was looking for a certain buzz i used to get, some chemically induced natural high. took me 6 years before i found it again and i knew it from the very first time i slept with that person. and please don’t be silly and say its from love. i had only known that person for three hours. Instinct perhaps due to phermones. that i could understand. love? dont be silly. not after three hours. that’s the kind of nonsense pisces and cancers say.
but p.s. i still have that one guy with the kick ass phermones around to this day a year and half later. so maybe if you’re into genetically engineering the phermones we like, well THAT would SURELY get us into bed with you. we’d think you were a genius, falttered you go out of ur way, impressed at what a novel way to court us and instinctually want to rip your clothes off.
you cant GET anyone to have sex, you either want to do it or you dont and that whole description is absolutley mad! Dressing up as a panda while in a public place I`m sure would do nothing for anyone. Yes we Aquariuses are a little nutty but we are not the complete science freaks you describe! If a Aqarius does not want to sleep with you its because you do not stimulate them in any way,you do not interest them and thefore ultimatly they do not bieleve they will “learn” or gain any satisfication for doing so.
So fell privaleged if an Aqau man or woman does take any interest in you (because it usually doesnt last long!!)
it took no time to get an aquarius to have sex and i wasn’t even trying. he made the first move.
I’m involved with an Aquarius who I’m trying my darn-est to try and cover up how much I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIM! But I just can’t seem get him hot and bothered and he drives me crazy almost every time! What’s wrong with me? What do I do?
I am a Libra woman involved with an Aqu Man. I haven’t had ANY problems getting himto have sex with me.
But, to make a long story short we’ve been seeing each other for about a year with a “break” somewhere in there and we are currently on our second break (bc he needs to sort some things out on his own), however in spite of him saying we need to just be friends he keeps coming back to me as “more than friends.” Maybe he only wants sex.? We are really good together. That’s one of my faves about us. Anyways… The other night while we were lying in bed together he said he was used to me and, as a joke, he said if he ever did start dating someone he would have to call me to come over during the intimate moments! lol I said it’s not a bad thing to be “used to someone.” What did he mean by that comment? I’d say he’s not over me, but who knows with Aqu.
The second thing…I am trying to be stronger with my boundaries with him because he likes to see how far he can go with me and in the past I’ve let him do almost whatever he wanted which I think wasn’t too good on my side. I think it’s good to have boundaries with anyone, but will enforcing my boundaries too hard push him away?
Thanks for any insight you have!
Be interesting and unpredictable, and don’t suggest it first. Leave that bit to us
Anon and AtrueAquarius — we NEED your insight over in the “Aquarius Man Acting Distant” forum. Hellllppppp (LOL) Also, La La Libra — I hear you girl — I posted similar comments on the aforementioned forum. Ciao.
I don’t think “sex” is the right word. My Aqua guy and I haven’t been “alone” together yet, at least not in the same room , thats another story LOL, the guy is magic
I know that when we have the chance to be together its going to be a spiritual connection that is far deeper and intimate then “sex”. 
I believe that Aquarians don’t have “sex” they make love to your soul with theirs.
I’m an aquarius girl and my leo always knows how to get me going. I’ll never have sex with someone i’m not in a relationship with. NEVER. I am very very honest and I still to my guns. However..he does call me a nymphomaniac bahah.
You know it’s funny, Ive met a few Aquarius guys that made gestures at me… I think it wouldnt take much to get one in your bed… Its keeping his heart thats the challenge, LOL
I had to push one off once, at a theatre of all places and he was my friends date….. These guys can be pushy too just like other guys
I have a Serious Crush ..with a aquarius man..he is so sexy and fun…unpredictable..witty Freaky…the sex! Is on another level…mmm…he makes me horny just thinkin about him..and that’s krazy….I want him now!!lol
He like 2 play mental games at times…that’s s*** turns me on…he don’t know im the master of mental games..
he try 2 play hard 2 get@times..thats sexy @ times.. he want me to wait 4 it…..he want me like on his terms..not always when I want it…that’s wack..sum times..
I want it from him… at least 5 times a week lol..The Sex is that good.. lol..He’s not my man yet..but he soon will be..libra & aquar. Go 2gether..like glove..Trust me..we rock with each other…on any level..
he knows the sex is good……. besides the sex..our mental is equal 2.we got a lot of things in common as well…we both like each other but no one tryin 2 conmint..yet! ..
I have a Serious Crush ..with a aquarius man..he is so sexy and fun…unpredictable..witty Freaky…the sex! Is on another level…mmm…he makes me horny just thinkin about him..and that’s krazy….I want him now!!lol
He like 2 play mental games at times…that’s s*** turns me on…he don’t know im the master of mental games..
he try 2 play hard 2 get@times..thats sexy @ times.. he want me to wait 4 it…..he want me like on his terms..not always when I want it…that’s wack..sum times..
I want it from him… at least 5 times a week lol..The Sex is that good.. lol..He’s not my man yet..but he soon will be..libra & aquar. Go 2gether..like glove..Trust me..we rock with each other…on any level..
he knows the sex is good……. besides the sex..our mental is equal 2.we got a lot of things in common as well…we both like each other but no one tryin 2 conmint..yet! We just havin fun with each other 4 now!…
I went to my new Aquarius Bf’s house on Saturday, he explained in detail his intentions of seducing me and how there was no pressure LOL…. He actually still talks when he makes love, and you’d think this would be a mood killer, but WoW!!!!!
He made me feel like I was being worshipped, if youre with an Aquarian guy and he starts to narrate,,,,LOL let him….He explained everything in a clinical wording and description to the point where I was on fire…. I dont know about other Aqua guys, he is my first one in bed, but WOAH!!!!!! Now just hearing his voice on the phone makes me quiver……
Lol, one of my best friends is an aqua. There is no way I could make him have sex even if I wanted it. The butthead has even blocked me from sex with others due to him viewing me as a nonsexual object. Kinda like making a “cooler” your wingman.
On the other hand Im seeing an aqua. He has made all the moves, I think the only way you can tell these guys are actually interested is if you let them make the moves. They can seem so interested in you, but it has nothing to do with sex. If he does like you there wont be much mushyness to let you know what he has intentions. Better yet, just cuz he is hot for you overall doesnt mean he will be hot for you when you want it.
They are so hard to read.