Do you have a thing for freaks and geeks, aliens and astrophysicists, radicals and rabble-rousers? These surefire quotes and suggestions will be guaranteed to get you in bed with an Aquarius.
- “Love-making will enhance bonhomie among the revolutionaries.”
- “Help me act out this scene in my latest Star Trek fan fiction story.”
- Show him your pierced lips. No, those lips.
- “Friends With Benefits are just friends, nothing more!”
- Tell him you need someone impartial and objective to help you reach orgasm. Show him the step-by-step diagrams in your Clinical Sexology textbook.
- Share your fetish for doing it in pubic places while dressed like a panda bear.
- Face it — he’s more likely to do it in Second Life.