How to get an Aquarius to have sex

September 18, 2007 by Jeffrey Kishner  

AquariusDo you have a thing for freaks and geeks, aliens and astrophysicists, radicals and rabble-rousers? These surefire quotes and suggestions will be guaranteed to get you in bed with an Aquarius.

  1. “Love-making will enhance bonhomie among the revolutionaries.”
  2. “Help me act out this scene in my latest Star Trek fan fiction story.”
  3. Show him your pierced lips. No, those lips.
  4. “Friends With Benefits are just friends, nothing more!”
  5. Tell him you need someone impartial and objective to help you reach orgasm. Show him the step-by-step diagrams in your Clinical Sexology textbook.
  6. Share your fetish for doing it in pubic places while dressed like a panda bear.
  7. Face it — he’s more likely to do it in Second Life.



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101 Responses to “How to get an Aquarius to have sex”
  1. scorp says:

    I have been with my woman for 6 years Im a scorpio I have a very unuasul sexual nature ordinary sex doesnt turn my lady on she like all of the crazy stuff. the more zany the better its cooky kinky fun to her. for me its erotic. sexually we are a perfect match i give her my wildest dreams(lol MY ImAGINATION is WHOA) and she likes it. I usually feel wierd cuz i will do damn near anything and love to try stuff and places but not all women are with tha. they dont wanna be percieved as hoes. but my aqua girl aint scared of anything that alone turns me on. when we have sex we are in our own world. they say scorps and aquas dont mix but hey the right ones do. I mean im a water sign and she pours water all over me can you dig it

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