How to get even with an Aries
June 26, 2007 by Jeffrey Kishner
Aries is ruled by Mars, the warrior planet. This sign is also at the start of the zodiacal wheel, signifying beginnings, the burst of new life corresponding with the Spring Equinox. But that’s not why you are here. An Aries man (or woman) screwed you over, and you want revenge!
Pulling a Saturn
An Aries man wants to initiate, to pioneer … and what better way to get even than to stop him in his tracks! Saturn is the planet of obstacles and delays. Frustrate him by taking the wind out of his sails!
Anything you can do to throw a brick wall in front of him will suffice. Calling on an authority figure (ruled by Saturn) like a judge, the police or a boss will work wonders. A restraining order, some disciplinary action … imagine how aggravating it will be for your Aries to get punished, when all he wants is to get ahead!
You can also burden him with responsibilities (also ruled by Saturn). Heap pointless chores and mounds of paperwork upon him. This will only work if the weight you’ve put on his shoulders has to be reduced before he can move ahead.
You can also take the air out of his tires, cut up his monthly train or subway pass … anything to cause delays and bring on a tantrum when he realizes he can’t impulsively get where he needs to go … now.
Comment below: How have you gotten even with an Aries?
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dear confused aries,
I just organised for a single stem rose to be delivered on Valentines Day with a message containing lines from a couple of his songs…to say that I will be there for him. Now I hope they get delivered and he actually appreciates the gesture without getting annoyed with me(: I will just have to wait now and see…Oh the pain of it all(:
aww thats sweet
if he gets annoyed he’ll still have a smile on his face
confused aries, I pictured the smile…and the little ‘hmf’ at the same time(: lol At least he won’t be able to say he didn’t get a Valentines present in his life(:(: He will at the very least feel wanted, even if not wanting to be wanted by moi! I just wish I could be there to see his face, although I can picture it as I said.
confused aries, I can’t believe the stuff up by the florist!! I ordered a Valentines Day delivery, at great expense I may add, and the idiots sent it out the day I ordered…Tuesday! What a non-event!! it is totally wasted and meaningless now…he will just be more convinced that I am a total idiot. Not happy Jan! Oh well, I guess in the scheme of things, there is a crazy reason for it! It is a shame I am so far away on the day, but maybe some lovely man will find me attractive and take me to dinner(: Dream on! LOL(:
k, my head would be saying she/he’s playing games, which i hate so what reaction did u get from him. Just text him and say to him that it was suppost to be valentines surprise. You will maybe get a little confusion off him at first but afterwards a smile.
I hope that you do find that lovely man
