How to get your Scorpio man to propose
April 27, 2007 by Jeffrey Kishner
- Come from a wealthy family. Scorpio has an incentive to marry into money, because then he gets half. Don’t ask him to sign a pre-nup — he will feel you don’t trust him (which you don’t), and he won’t get his share of the booty after the divorce.
- Withhold sex. Not entirely, because you want to give him a taste of what’s to come. But hold back on the dirty stuff, and promise him you’ll fulfill his kinky fantasies on the honeymoon.
- Blackmail him. Dig up some dirt, and let him know you’ll only keep his secrets if you two tie the knot.
- Tell him that only through marriage can he truly control you. (The “c” word is Scorpio’s favorite!) This institution, after all, was created to legitimize the sexual ownership of women.
- While you’re at it, give him carte blanche to screw around behind your back. He’s going to do it, anyway. (This one is courtesy of a Scorpio female!)
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ROFL! This was hysterical!
I know my girlfriends were a bit on the mysterious side for their husbands. Not secrets, but they were all just a bit interesting for the scorpio male to figure out. They also were not at his beck and call.
Scorpio likes a challenge. Anything too easy and he is bored.
And a little bit of kink went a long way.
What came over me? It must be Mars conjunct Uranus.
lol! whenever my scorpio man and i have a fight, i used to chase and coax him until he mellows down but then only to make things worse.now whenever we fight, i turned into a passive mood and says good night before he beats me to that.that would send him to chasing
LOL!! TO funny u must b married to a Scorpio woman?? HA..yes, do come from a rich family, and witholding sex a little bit is a must..we luv challenges:) We thrive off of our catch, definitely be mysterious and don’t be afraid to be sensitive..O and almost forgot a must…(luv the ocean & food, we take those two things very seriously) and we will luv u!!!!!
I am a cap girl and I have been proposed by my scorpio (the most secretive man ever) after he realised that I have cheated on him. I guess it was some sophisticated vengeance from him:)But probably his craving to control me was stronger than his pride. After a year he still insist on the proposal and I am going to say yes eventualy…
Virgo woman been friends w Scorpio guy 5 yrs. Both Christians. I never saw him other than friends but 6 mths ago he wanted to cross over line of friends date/sex. He’ says we are dating but wont tell anyone. Likes me allot and wants something ’special’ with me but says he does not want to get married again. (divorce & child out of wedlock). He says he can only go so far in his heart than it stops. I’ve laid my feelings on the table. We get alot very well but at times he’ll pull away emotionally & visa-versa. But he keeps coming back to me. I’m I just being played a fool or is there a way in the far future I can get him into marriage with me? If so, how?