Pisces troublemakers
January 11, 2007 by Jeffrey Kishner
Pisces will not be a “rebel without a cause.” More likely, he will be “musician without an income” or “alcoholic without control.” You want to steer away from him. He’s not going to consciously manipulate you into giving him money and a place to sleep; rather, he’ll just be so helpless and pathetic — by his very nature — that you may feel compelled to take care of him.
When he says he’s going to stop drinking tomorrow, or that he’ll look through the classifieds in the morning, he does mean it. It’s just that he’s lying to himself. You see, Pisces is the sign of delusion. And since this sign is ruled by Neptune — god of dissolution and disappearing acts — don’t expect the cash you lend him to stay in his pocket for more than a few hours. He’ll tell you he can make it last, but before you know it, he’s at Paddy O’Reilly’s Pub or the Guitar Center, spending your hard-earned money on “drinks for the house,” or this “really cool distortion pedal for my axe.”
Pray to St. Jude, Patron Saint of Hopeless Cases, for there is nothing within your power to save the Pisces troublemaker.
Comment below: Have you gotten involved with a hopeless Pisces?
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my pisces, when i met him, had a bad drug habbit and was always broke. god help me i fell for him so fast and he soon quit his habit. 3 months ago he picked it right back up. we lived together so we shared money and expenses and he brought all kinds of debt to us. spending nearly 100 a day on his habit..more often than not, they all have some type of trouble to them whether it be drugs, infidelity, laziness or daydreaming too much. theyre very sensitive and often do not understand they are a bit of a burden.
pisces are ok til they got scorpio *hit goin on cause they started it bossin them fixed scorps around then theyre worse trouble cause theyre mutables not fixed and they cant handle it what theyre forgettin is that them scorps know whats up and dont forget it too soon like never so dont screw over no scorp or u got urself in some mighty hot water we dont like it NO not one bit like u think were just gonna forgit about it HA no way it aint over til the fat lady sings
I am a pisces woman. I have ALWAYS supported myself. Even as a young teenager I have always found employment and a way to take care of myself. My parents didn’t have to by me school clothes after I turned 14. I have been in the Army for 10 yrs now and I pass and meet the standards that so many US citizens would think are impossible. Long story short, I am independent, not a druggie or alcoholic. So as you can see there is hope for the Pisces.
P.S. I have never cheated on anyone I have been in a long term relationship with. Yeah, I thought about it but never did it.
sounds like you may have some strong Capricorn or Saturn in your chart
piseas girl hello i guess you could call me an ex- pisceas trouble maker . I did the whole drug thing . i am clean and am gainfully employed , I also have a second sorce of income , I am a small bussiness owner. yes I realize the potential for being a musician or artist( I am active in both ) without an income that is why i work. Even when I am working i worry thaT I may be seen in a negative light. for instance. I am bisexual female and singel. I am attarctive . I am not a whore. I can honestly say that the only person I cheated on was one who had cheated on me we were young and it was juvinile. I never cheated on anyone besides that. I learned my lesson not to do that from malice . I just break up now. here are my issues as an ex trouble make. it seems to be a misconception that Bi’s are whores . Or wish washy. I fall in love with the character, not whats in the pants( i usually do that farther in the relationship). I can and haVE And am able to be monogomous. I have another issue. I am in love with my friend an Aries. The only trouble I caused may have been inadvertant. I am very much in love with her an d have been secretly for 5 years. we have made out. she denies being gay but atres into my eyes and does things like pulls my hair licks my neck. Makes me rub her back and acts really seductive while she does this . she even gave us a day of the week in which we hang out. all of my friends said that sounded gay and I agreed . i thought wow I really need to keep her at bay as a friend ebcause that is all she says she wants . so I have been through several relationships and proudly enough out of 7 in the past five years have abstained from sex except for twice. usually I end it or can’t bring myself to do it becAUSE it feels like and I know it in my soul that I am with the wrong people . she has been a great friend through all of this and I have watched her goe through a couple relationships and a failed marraige. i feel like I have this intuition . I feel like she loves me but is so deeply in the closet. for the last two weeks she will ring my phone once and then hang up this make s me really yearn for to be near to her because I can tottally feel she misses me. i ran into her while I was out and about and put her on the spot . she turned red when I asked her why she was doing this . she said every time she called she had a second thought. I feel like this is my true love and she has watched me go from rock bottom to tottaly making somthing of myself, also when I gained weight from when I got off the cocaine she never made fun of my weight! It has been a slow process loosing the weight but she was ever supportive. i am so very scared that when i sleep with her. i feel it will happen soon. I feel it coming on. That she will freak out later ourt of fear of being gay or what not. she has made several advances towards me but I am so scared to lose her because I love her too much. then last week I did the weirdest thing . i had a piceas delusional fit of fantasia? I ordered a ring her size .I also ordered he a pair of leweled earings. I dodn’t know what I plan on doing . I had a little somthing I wanted to tell her but i am worrie dthat this will push her away i am so scared to lose her but I want her to have somthing as a sign of my love for her . I know that the ring will probebly sit on a knook in my house out of fear of losss or rejection. I don’t know . I don’t feel like a leap should be a gamble . I think I should wait until she makes the next big move on me. I’ve watched her suffer and I can honestly assess the situation and I know that shes attracted to me and shes my best friend and I can’t stand to see her in another f***ed up relationship,
so my sun is in pisceas my moon is in leo will thatmake for compatibility with any aries? should I like another one in the future?
Spot on: My ex husband musician super romantic seducer…never got his S*&%$t together over 10 years. Finally started to take my ultimatum threats seriously and instead of resolving our issues escaped to an insistent, domineering ex girlfriend, with a sob story. Pisces all the way!
P.S. I am Pisces, with moon, mars, and venus in Taurus.
WELL , even though taurus and fishys are supposed to be some what compatible , i’ve always found taurus to be very condesending and judgmental, never admitting thier own faults. I’ve tried three taurus now and they all have this same trait. Theres a lot of good things about then , but I cannot deal with that trait
I’m a Capricorn guy, and my sis is a Leo. We had a nieghbor that was a Pisces, and she was both slutty (had sex in a park outhouse), moody (would flip out over the smallest things) and bitchy.
She lied alot and was kinda a two faced type. She and my sis were friends, but started fighting after they had an argument over preppies. She kept emailing BS like “I hope your whole family dies” and “Im going to kill you all”
Then she’d say “Don’t email me back”
When we didn’t reply, she’d comeback and say “Why aren’t you replying!”
Anyways, Pisces are moody stupid bitches. And way overdramatic.
She even made a fake account claiming to be her “Friend” but you could tell it was her, cause she always capitalized friend.
Another time in Gym, this Pisces girl was arguing with another girl over a pencil. Then she said “I’m tired of putting up with your ****” which makes no sense considering they only knew each other for a day. (Another shot to there overdramaticness)
Pisces are fun and easy to pick on, cuz half the time YOU don’t even know your doing it.
WHILE PICSES ARE overdramatic somtimes promiscuous and are prone to emotional bouts, The girl you speak of sounds over the TOP!!! I am picses with leo in my moon and I know 4 other picses 3 that are fine but one that acts the exact sAME way you described. She is a bitch. She cussed me out for no reason . i told her to stick it and slammed the door in her face and then she had the nerve to e-mail me if i wanted a kitty/. I am not speaking to her till she takes her Meds!!! Is your Neighbor Manic depressive because thats what this girl is. Im over Bi – Polars!!!! I behave and act nothing like my Pisces friends .Im actually the decisive assertive one. I do however dabble in Art and Painting as well as theatre. My friend who is a Leo now we have more in Common than me and the other friends. Well since you have an opinion based on a picses you know dear Cappie let me tell you about three Capricorns I know. One is a compulsive Liar diagnosed with Phsychosis , this is suprising because the way she treats people i would have guessed it was Sociopathic tendancies! Oh and she’s dying of Hep B and she wont put down the Bottle or the Pipe! the theres this other Cappie who i Male Benjamin. He tried to bed me but I had spotted him in the gay club one weekend prior and I knew he went home with a BF Richard. When I told him this he freaked out and went homophobe on richard breaking out the rear windshield of his car( accusing him of outing him) Last is Denise, she is fun to play with because she thinks she is manipulating the situation, She lies and lies and lies( havn’t known a Cap who didn’t ), only she forgets her stories . She fails to realize that her firends compare notes. I actually liked her. If she just would have channeled that into writting or selling used cars she might be useful. She won’t get off her ass to anything but stir the Pot. Well Mr Cappie, I guess that goes to prove you Cannot make a sweeping generaliation based on one persons moon. Oh and I would say the girl in which you referenced earlier was probebly a virgo moon. Never did care for them too much!
By the way please forgive the TYPOSSSSSSS!!!!! am working a twelve hour shift and Im just not a clerical type…. no Pun intended.
I like working, my moon is in Virgo my Sun in Pisces. I just have difficulty finding jobs. In fact when I find a job a like, I don’t even need direction, I just do the job without being prompted.
Sooo True! im a pisces and i constantly refer to myself as an addict without the chemicals. ;] we’re so much more interesting when we misbehav.
“When he says he’s going to stop drinking tomorrow, or that he’ll look through the classifieds in the morning, he does mean it. It’s just that he’s lying to himself.”
Yes!! That’s is so true. I really do mean it when I say I’m going to do something and most of the time I get to it. It just takes me whenever to actually get to it. I get to it at MY pace rather then probably, the right pace.
Also to the part about not consciously manipulate you, that’s true. I have read that Pisces are EMOTIONAL manipulaters. At first I was hurt by that because I rarely hurt people, but then I thought about it and it does fit us. When we’re down and such, we have a way of making someone feel bad for us. Well I have seen that from my own experiences. LOL Through my Piscean eyes.
I’m a guy and I have no idea what moon,star,planet or comet I was born under, What I do know is that In chinese zodiac was born in the year of the ox/wood element I have both traits from moodiness, love of fashion, stabble, dramatic, very loving, very emotional,very sensitive, stubburn and a rage that i can’t contain( with words). I say the most hateful, underminding things that i know will hurt your feeling and the reason i do this is because I ultmately want you to feel as hurt as YOU MADE ME FEEL, as one poster implyed you really don’t know what is offensive or what may set us off. I can only say for myself that I always cater to someone feeling’s and emotions and “lend” that ear for other’s who need to vent but it seems that it is never there for me, I cope with it but sometimes I need someone to vent to, I do daydream alot about my relationship, what I could have done but more along the lines of what I WISH could and or could have happenend with a x and or current lover. My new partner is a Leo and i do adore him alot.. He’s cunning and seems to do all the right thing’s and they arent extravagent, it’s the small things’ that count. My birthday was acouple day’s ago and no body could make it except him, Now him wanting to do the big thing’s I just wanted to stay at home and watch movies and spoon(cuddle) it made my WHOLE day!!!! He tells me he loves me everyday when he calls me and when he doesn’t i get upset( again you don’t know what sets us off) the reason why is get upset is because don’t get me used to something so sweet as those words and then take them away from me, it’s just not fair( again being emotional
). What i have learned about myself and other picses is that we truely are people pleasers and we will do anything to please you if you allow us to. I am not nor have a ever really been a sexual person, Would rather cuddle then… well you know and my new guy being a leo well he likes to… you know.. i have never done it this much in my life. I have concerns and or paranoya(?) because he is such a sexual person that if i don’t keep him in a sense drained he may wander, but then when i want to… you know he really doesn’t want to( again unfair and he doesn’t see it! everything has to be on his time..) What i do love about him is that he does make me FEEL like i am his center but my insecurities are still there… I’m so tired and i don’t know if all this will even post!!!! but yes i wonder if we will last
why are scorpios so jealous and see things in black and white? yet they are described as magnetic self confident and deep but how can a person be deep if they view things in only black or white and why are they so jealous if supposed to be self confident and they also enjoy people thinking they are mysterious they love gossip to be about them they are soooooooooooo transparent
i am fishy
@ Jennifer: Even know her comment was from a while ago. I’m a scorp hanging with a male pisces. I’m hardly jealous ever, because I hardly like any guys. The only way it will look like I am jealous is when this pisces guy I’m hanging out with is checking out all the other girls in the room, because I will not put up with it. I’m very attractive and think very highly of myself and by him doing that is #1 insulting, #2 disrespectful and #3 rude. So if I were to say something, which I have, it makes me look jealous. But really I just want him to know that I will not put up with it and I can find a million guys who would love to be w/ me & not pull that s***. I have 2 best guy pisces that are friends and even when they are in love, they still can’t stop themselves from checking out girls everywhere they go. I know they don’t mean to be rude/disrespectful, but it is & no girl should put up with that crap. We also hate people gossiping about us & talking s***, which most people do because they are jealous. Also Scorpios are considered magnetic, because when we walk into a room everyone notices & stops & stares. Many astrologers have told me this about scorps and honestly it’s true. We are very intuitive just like pisces and I always know good/bad what a pisces is thinking before they even say it. My sister is pisces and I am more intuitive than her and deeper. Scorpios are very deep as they get older, because we are spiritual and very interested in things beyond this world, like our souls & where we come from. We are very interested in astrology, psychology and psychics. We are like pisces too as we are interested in the arts and living in a dream world.
Oh & by the way, because of this annoying male pisces trait of always seeing if there is something better out there I am definitely not interested anymore & moving on. I love also when he’s like your the hottest girl here, like you need to check out every single girl in the room first to know that? Like please…. Also all my male pisces guy friends are all into the sluttiest girls they can find w/ the biggest, fakest boobs just to hook-up with. They will be very picky though about ones they date seriously, those will be nice girls. They are good guys though, have a conscience, loyal, sensitive and can feel bad if your their friend. But they are cocky as hell unless you knock them down. As a girl they hook-up with they will be upfront & let the girls know they only want to bang them basically. If they want more from a girl & think they can maybe date you, they will test you & play games to see if you qualify. All the girl pisces I know are all intelligent, calm, hardworkers & nice girls. I love my male pisces friends as friends, but from knowing them I would never date them. They are good friend material, but for me not good boyfriend material.
Scorpgirl, The post was supposed to be under a scorpio woman post somehow it got posted here. But i agree a man shouldn’t be looking at other women if he is with his woman. But it depends on how he looks or acts after all lot of people say hi just out of friendliness. I know scorpio women and men who are crazy jealous of little things. Like for instance a married couple him Leo her Scorpio he says suzanne pleshette is attractive and his is on the bob newhart show years ago and she has a fit. That is just crazy. Also some scorps love competing with other woman over a man they only want to show they can get him so they flirt and do the eye thing and yet if the shoes on the other foot they get possesive and jealous. This is what i’m speaking of. Not of disrepect that men do which that is understandable a woman ANY SUNSIGN would not approve of. AND YES PISCES MEN ARE MAN WHORES.
Scorpgirl, Most pisces men chase after scorpio women. they are usually obsessive over scorpio women. You are they’re weakness. Most scorpio women have Pisces men wrapped around their finger.
scorpio girl and trinity,
that is the piscean problem with scorpios, there vindictive and sneaky characteristics and their inability to trust…that is probably why he keeps looking for something he believes would be better…we do not like people to try and control us, especially in a sneaky fashion….scorpios usually they think they have pisceans wrapped around their finger until we up and leave one day out of the blue and then no one understands why….we think way before we act and we dont forget the things that have been done to us…we just dont try and hurt the other person in return, we just look elsewhere for love and eventually leave outright
wow. so true
I agree with what Pisces Queen said. We are like that with all signs. Every one thinks we are wrapped around there finger but thats not true. Once we are ready to move on we will. We will get sick & tired of people walking all over us trust me i know i do.