When he says he’s going to stop drinking tomorrow, or that he’ll look through the classifieds in the morning, he does mean it. It’s just that he’s lying to himself. You see, Pisces is the sign of delusion. And since this sign is ruled by Neptune — god of dissolution and disappearing acts — don’t expect the cash you lend him to stay in his pocket for more than a few hours. He’ll tell you he can make it last, but before you know it, he’s at Paddy O’Reilly’s Pub or the Guitar Center, spending your hard-earned money on “drinks for the house,” or this “really cool distortion pedal for my axe.”
Pray to St. Jude, Patron Saint of Hopeless Cases, for there is nothing within your power to save the Pisces troublemaker.
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