Which pie will turn on a Virgo man?
- Vegan apple pie made with wheat-free crust, unsaturated oil and agave nectar.
- The kind of pie you’d get at Applebee’s.
Who’s gonna cook it?
- A Cancer woman.
- Virgo’s Mama.
OK, part 2 was a trick question.
A Virgo man values purity, so if a Cancer woman wants to appeal to him, she’s gotta live out the perfect mother archetype to a T. Although nothing turns a woman on like watching her husband vacuum, this will work for a Virgo man as well.
Caution: Virgo men are more self-critical than they are critical of others, and it’s likely that Mom harped on him as a youth. It can be a challenge for a Cancer woman to do the cooking-and-cleaning bit without also, well, being a Cancer. The Virgo man may take her moodiness personally, and sometimes she just might be crabby enough to pinch him. Then he will criticize her cooking and point out the creases in the shirts she pressed for him, and before you know it she’ll be sulking and he’ll be harping, and, as the formula goes:
WATER (Cancer) + EARTH (Virgo) = MUD.
Comment below: Are you a Virgo man? What about Cancer women turns you on?