Getting back at a Pisces man

PiscesI know I’ve already skewed this blog towards Pisces on my second post. After all, there are eleven other signs in the zodiac, and surely not all women are interested in musicians and drug addicts. However, I’m guilty of being affiliated with this party, so obviously these queries interest me the most. But I promise I’ll get to the other signs.

When I read this query, I wonder, “What could this Pisces man possibly have done to deserve such scorn? Is the querent a Scorpio?”

However, Google does not provide the Sun sign of the querent. Maybe it should. But regardless …

How to get back at a Pisces man:

  • Trash his guitar
  • Hide his bourbon
  • Flatten his meditation cushion
  • Throw out his DVD collection
  • Rip down the poster of his guru
  • Hide his “works”

Now, don’t take the above as an endorsement. I whole-heartedly advise you to work through your anger constructively. Revenge may hurt him, but it will hurt you more. Think of all the bad karma you will accrue.

Comment below — How have you been burned by a Pisces? How would you get back at him?

 

About Jeffrey Kishner

Jeffrey Kishner is founder and publisher of Sasstrology. He is a licensed mental health counselor and has been doing astrological counseling since 2001. Jeffrey has been published in print magazines including The Mountain Astrologer and Dell Horoscope, and has written online for sites including AOL, Tarot.com and StarIQ. Jeffrey has also been heavily involved in the astrology blogger community. Read his personal blog at JeffreyKishner.com.

Comments

  1. so chip

    Your thoughts please ? πŸ˜‰

  2. so chip your thoughts please πŸ˜‰

  3. apologies for the double post

  4. 4 Mary…

    it’s quite simple… you wanna “Get Back at a Pisces”?… raid his liquor cabinet… replace the Grey Goose with Evian water… use his hydro as mulch for your rose bushes… replace his oxys with placebos… take away his flannel jacket, and debate the merits of why he should wear a hilfiger suit… while he’s cleansing, nag him, and explain how he’s missing out on such a wonderful woman, force him to watch Sex in the City, and explain to him how all the material trappings of this world are really for his betterment… then, deny him an amourous adventure in the boudoir because he has a leopard skinned comforter, and lava lamp… after he remakes the bed with satin linens, and replaces the lamp with scented candles… tell him you have backaches, and can’t put out because you can’t find a perc in your Prada handbag… berate him ’cause he has none to offer even though you flushed his… ask him to read you Wuthering Heights ’cause it might get you through your ordeal, and in the mood… fall asleep… wake up beside him in the morning, and tell him that you can’t prepare breakfast ’cause you’re so inept in a kitchen that boiling an egg is impossible… mix him a virgin screwdriver (see Grey Goose comment)… and tell him to show you the bling ’cause you want a commitment…

    if this doesn’t unnerve him, nothing will…

    Chip

  5. debating credits or discredits a discovery… discovery by definition is cardinal…

    btw, your firt paragraph reads like you are defining the techniques used in legal litigation, but I digress…

    “what I have aimed to do, I have achieved it” – did u and taylor have a slumber party? πŸ˜‰

    only reason that we’re able to learn from one another is because the blog, as Mary so eloquently put it, has become a “most boring thread”, and taken on a life of it’s own, outside it’s original framework…

    …it shifted from a discussion about “the emphasis an aspect delivers to a planet” to “respecting another’s belief system” to “debating” …you’re taking a position for the sake of argument …not arguing for the sake of a position …there is a difference between illiciting a reaction by playing devil’s advocate, and debating

    “these are your views here are mine” – debating is about identifying, and presenting the evidence not views; it is objective not subjective…

    “more logical” – what’s that ?… is that like wetter water… πŸ™‚

    “people will walk all over you” – if you step on a fish, won’t you slip ???… I say let them walk…

    “overcome pride…” – we going off on a tangent, again ???

    This is a Pisces blog… I wanna know who leads a school of fish…

    “standing firm on your own principles and beliefs…” – did you ever consider that you may learn from relinquishing your own principles and beliefs ???

    There’s a book called “I Am Right and You Are Wrong”… I would gift it to you becasue your belief system would benefit from it…

    “acknowledge another way of thinking” – I wish Ms. Virgo would chime in… she might point out that this is not enough, synthesis is required…

    “can I be Jane ?” – my Arien’s name was Jane… so, my answer is ‘No.’… you can be Cheeta though… guys like me always need someone to rescue them… lol… there’s always someone looking to “Get back at us!!!” πŸ˜‰

  6. Facebook User says:

    Okay since this whole thing is just getting into debates that are not having nothing to do with the topic at hand… I feel the urge to interject my own personal experience of how to dangle the Pisces Male Fish by the seat of his pants angry… (don’t try these unless you are sure of the actions that could unfold afterwards… you have been warned!)

    1) forbid him to listen or play his music, he’ll go nuts!

    2) raid his liquor, drink it or give it away. Or better yet, scratch off or destroy all the labels on the bottles and then mix the strong stuff with his favorite ones. It’ll drive him nuts if he likes to get high.

    3) if he gets high, smoke all his stuff, flush it everytime, or turn it into the police.

    4) get a court order for AA mandatory meetings

    5) befriend not only his ex girlfriends, but every friend he has, so that when it ends, you are always around and this will drive him further to annoyance, due to the fact that after a break-up that a Pisces does, that want as much space till further notice, even if you were friends.

    6) burn his xbox/playstation

    7) lock him out of his own house, change the locks, and then report him as a criminal trying to break into your friends house.

    8) sign him for a subscription to gay porn videos, magazines, and do this all on his accounts, so that there is proof that he could have ordered it…

    9) start laying the music he loaths

    10) have sex with another guy… never tell him, but when he cheats, kick him to the curb, then months later admit a sly joke about what you did, it’ll throw him off and piss him off.

    11) tell him to move on and go love someone else… any pisces that is still in love with you, will get crushed instantly.

    12) if you don’t like his mother, tell him what you exactly think of her or his sisters.

    13) poke fun about his childhood that he is sensitive about it… he’ll mop for weeks about this wound.

    14) Show no compassion for animals, this means dogs, cats, birds, etc… (unless he likes to hunt, tell him to NEVER kill anything).

    15) accidently break a window, pisces usually have sensitive skin, so if it’s cold he’ll freeze and be miserable (especially if it’s the window in his bedroom near his bed.)

    16. And speaking of sensitive skin, mess with his thermostat everytime you are at his house.

    17. Hide his money or go find it. Pisces sometimes have a tendency to be paranoid about “conspiracies” or out there stuff… so if he hides his money, he might be worried about the government screwing him over.

    18. Oh and if he is the paranoid type, find some crazy, but believable story that could make him scared to use computers, the phone, or anything electronic for months…

    19. After 2-3 months, steal all his cords to this computer, cell phone, xbox, and tv.. leave notes in different hand writing in his mailbox or write emails from various location around town in places you wouldn’t normally visit. It’ll send him into a frenzy…

    20. Tell him his favorite brand of whatever he loves to wear for shoes, clothing company, etc… is going broke and out of business (hey it’s believable with today’s economy haha)

    21. Steal his iPod, erase his entire music library, then fill it up with the most uncool boy band or emo music under the sun.

    22. Leave a bloody “napkin” under his bed that was soaked in kool aid and ketchup… it’ll freak the heck out of him thinking some girl left it!

    23. Create a fake but believable social profile on myspace/facebook and start flirting with him, then about a month in, deactivate/delete it with no warning after a night or day of great conversation. It’ll make him miserable!

    24. Call up his credit card company from a number that he wouldn’t know and cancel it. He’ll freak when he can’t pay his bar tab.

    And lastly…

    25. Spill all the bizarre, unorthodox, out there stuff he did with you to his female friends, his best friend, and then say you were drunk and didn’t know what you were saying… having him that exposed will make him feel super vulnerable in a bad way.

    Most of this was in a humorous perspective and not all should be used, but if you do please understand that what you do could have a bad reaction and use wisely. You all have been warned…

  7. chip,

    Look at my posts,have I ever actually said anything about whos wrongs and whos right?

    I have still accepted your point of view even though I dont always agree with them. If I was so fixed on my point of view then I totally not see anyone elses point but my own.

    So no I dont think I am completey fixed in my principals being completley fixed in your own beliefs and not seeing anything else.

    What on earth do you think we have being doing ? It depends on what you are debating about doesnt it? if the subjective matter is objective then it will produce evidence, but on feelings it is subjective because everyone has different ways of doing things its not always about right or wrong when it comes to feelings and concepts that are not goverened by logic.

    I attempt to find out peoples views by debating , I am debating to gage the measure of my oppenent in this case you and offer my stance from there. I see Im frustrating you because you havent got me to agree mostly its fun for me to find out what people think and get in a few good arguments of my own. Its mostly just light hearted for me anyway πŸ˜‰

    Mary is wrong it is not a boring thread atall its actually quite funny.Have you ever sat in a cafe and just studied people. You learn so much just by watching.

    Read the example in my previous comment , these people are creating something new, a new way of working which they previously would not have adopted, the very definition of synthethis. They are both using their own ways of working to create a new method of working.

    “More logical” no in my example I was reffering to an logical person bringing logic and order to an unlogical persons way of working

    Yes you learn from letting go but it is about striking that balance between letting go and being steadfast.Life is alll about balance, that balance is difficult sometimes

    I looked at taylors comments.You could learn from her chip.

    Slumber party heck no chip I rarely stay the whole night πŸ˜‰ whats the point once yove ran out of fun

    Cheeta, chip I am deeply offended are you calling me a monkey lol. Nah more like Indiana Jones actually I love finding out about the unknown, that is why it is unknown it is yet to be discovered and used.

    Or like Alice in wonderland Im always stumbling down holes that I think look interestin. My curiousity gets the better of me at times

    Yes the blog has evolved but thats the beauty of such things in a way not being totally one tracked.

    Anyway much love chip even though youll probably never reply to this or think Im being silly or something

  8. * subject matter just noticed a typing error

  9. leo female says:

    Chip-

    These posts have multiplied exponentially lately. Any idea when you posted your email address or to who??? I really would love to chat….

  10. edraven@mail.com – will reply from my proper account, thereafter…

    abc123 – “Such a noble creature. A quality we sometimes lack. We will add your distinctiveness to our own. Welcome home…”

    I’m going to allege that you are making presumptions about me…

    to confess, I sort of like taylor… and in a different venue, we’d hit it off… because she would likely bring an effervescent quality, and f.c.u.k. with me a bit… throwing me off kilter… which is what I look for…

    but, for the purposes of this blog, you have young women trying to “make sense” of a Pisces when they go FLAKY… and attempting to determine how to “Get back at…”, or “Get ’em back…”

    …and you’ll like this analogy …I have no problems letting you clock me with a sideswipe kick …but, there will come a time when the brick hits back …and what will you do? …ignore me in some haughty attempt to prove a point …or leverage me with another man to induce a fit …or dazzle me with a well-thought, rational argument …or needle me …or use hysterics to shock me …or deceive me to make me look like an imbecile …or break my syringes

    I’m cognizant of what others contribute to my being… and you better believe I know what is wanted and expected of me…

    Mary’s right though, we should “Get back on topic…”

  11. Hi chip

    “noble creature”

    Kind words, thankyou

    Well if you ask my honest opinion you will get it. You do come across as genuienly a brainy guy, though sometimes a bit cocky.

    My point is we are all different,if I shoot you down for being cocky, you could shoot me down for being too fixed in my beliefs and principles weve all got to live in this world right but why shouldnt we have a little fun huh ?

    but nah your a good guy chip, a little misunderstood by some on this blog(even me at times) but still all round a good guy I dont think youd do anyone a bad turn all though if you were out for blood youd probably get it.

    You see, I know someone who was actually very dear to me, ( my father) actually, has virgo moon like you. You remind me of him in some ways you both very much seem to believe in tough love.I know I probably seem weird for saying this. But it is true you are both very much disciples of “tuff luv” I read a little bit about virgo moon it is a truth seeking moon. When you speak you seem to speak the absolute truth.

    Yeah I know what you mean its not just pisces men people try to define us fishy ladies get it as well. Pisces by nature is not to be defined look at a fish in nature its slippery right ?

    Hah hah well in my own case people notice three things about me over time which frustrates them

    1) the fixed but tolerany nature that comes from my aquarius placements
    2) the curious but principled nature of my sag placements
    3) the mutablility from my pisces placement although the scorpio saturn is in trine with my son

    I have no cardinal placements apart from pluto in very late libra almost on the cusp of scorpio. 29.00 degrees

    Most of my chart is a mix of mutabile and fixed signs

    I have an alice in wonderland vibe about me I cant sit still this annoys people

    Ive had boyfriends who told me I was two damn slippery for them. One of them was a scorpio. The leo was in fareness a man, yeah sure he was stubborn but as stubborn as me also. He could give as good I gave, this made me respect him even though at times I could wring his neck happily.

    My point is he could match my blows from my sag moon although he was domineering, boy you knew he loved you .

    To this day the leo is someone I have a great deal of respect for even though I have at times booted his arse.

    The scorp on the other hand well lets just say it used to frustrate him rotten that he couldnt pin me down the leo well it frustrated him to but he was upfront about it and would call me on it

    I need a mate who will travel the world with me, who will not look at me like Im stupid, but is actually man enough to call me on it. But at the same time will give me space to nuture a side of me people rarely see, my emotional side. my mind is sometimes a fight between aquarian logic or sag principals and piscian mutablility and emotion.

    Thats the thing with a fish you need to be strong enough to let them swim beside you.You need to realise you will only hook a fish if a fish chooses to swim near the hook we will dart away if you think you are trying to hook us though that might be my saggi moon placement talking πŸ˜‰

    Something my ex scorp could never understand he wanted me body and soul.I would never giive anyone that,if I do it is of my own choosing entirely and because I love the man and care for him

    You think youd hit it off with taylor in another enviroment ? hah hah Id love to see you two at a bar I wonder who would win ?

    I have plenty of fight you have to cross my beliefs and principals (sag) or ideals and cause (aqua). Thats not an attack more an observation gleaned from an old friend πŸ™‚

    Marys right ? why should we do what one person says ? the best conversations Ive ever had are the ones Ive had are the ones Ive never been able to remember what I was talking about:) (mostly at 4am drunk at a bus stop home from a club with a total stranger or with an old friend who was and still is like a brother to me) debates and conversations should evolve or they grow stale but the challenge is staying on track so you get something relevant out of it

    Hell chip were I grew up if you didnt fight back when someone “dissed ” you were weak. If I dissed you and you sent a brick back I would be pissed sure cos I got rumpled but inside I would be damn good shot Id found some who I can go with.

    In your example Id have more respect if you sent a brick back to me than if you took it lying down.

    Ps Im still looking for the white rabbit any ideas πŸ˜‰
    xx

  12. I think I just got back at an ass of a Pisces Rising, today.

    “Hi, Pooky. Nice to see you.”

    “Nice to see you, too, Pisces Rising,” I said. Uh, all the while breezing by pretty much. That means, without stopping for a chat.

  13. Can you get back at someone with a line like that if they don’t know astrology?

  14. Michelle Russell says:

    The sad part is I have either contemplated or performed a majority of these tactics, and yet we still are bothered with each other….just this morning I sent him a ransom message via voicemail…..and pictures of his beloved liquor bottle with the contents still intact in various forms of torture (about to smashed into the pavement, about to be poured into the toilet)….can’t wait to see his reaction to that….lol

  15. lol@FBU…

    …that sex one is pretty funny …but, if it was me …I’d have flipped you a quarter …you would have asked, “What’s that for?” …I would have responded, “I’m accustomed to woman that are used, and abused, and have high mileage”

    …I don’t have an XBOX …and my ColecoVision has been in storage since 1988…

    …you can shred my CDs, but do you plan on taking my radio, too? …plus, do you really want to subject yourself to my singing (howling)

    …liquor cabinet …you’d be doing yourself a disfavor …liquor is stocked so that you women can wallow when you can’t figure out my tantrums

    …you can try disconnecting the internet or petition Jeff to remove my accounts …but, then again, there’s WiFi at Starbucks …how better to avoid my woman, and enjoy a Moca, and post as Chip-ette

    my point, is if I am aware of what is inducing your “Getting back at me”, I may chafe inwardly at how sad a situation it is… but, you will never be allowed to dictate who Shylock is… whether I choose to pay the “pound of flesh”… or repo that “pound of flesh”… it’ll be my choice… “You can take that to the bank!”*… lol

    *Hard to Kill

  16. Mary, Mary, quite contrary…
    how this blog has ceased to grow…
    she chose to quell, and failed to tell…
    how to make us guppies wallow…

    You “got me” lookin’ squirrelly and squirmy…
    must grovel… n’… “get back to” ABC123 !!!

    Told her that there was “somthin’ about Mary”… so, how dare-ye, deny me !!!

    Come on, you that gal who crashes the party uninvited, and clears out the room ???

    if you demand center stage, as a thespian, is it not for you to inspire (breathe life into) the audience?…

    “Oh I’m so alone… Why don’t you come home”… (I warned you about the singing, FBU ;-))

    “Is there anybody listening?… Is there anybody that smiles without a mask?”…

    Avaunt, said the savant, give the world what they want, there will never be entente…

    ***today’s monologue was brought to you by a fallacious fish who is experiencing withdrawal symptoms ’cause his XBOX has a red ring of death, Jack Daniels denounced him as friend, the lawnmower shredded his grass, Windows BSOD-ed, his harem has discovered entertainment in the form of other men, his 8-track player has chewed his tapes, his ink well ran dry, and yes, where are my keys ???… pls
    send donations to my Nigerian bank account because as a meek Piscarian, I am liable to slit my wrists ’cause I cannot otherwise function since I’m being ignored !!!

  17. Contrary Mary says:

    Well well, I haven’t smiled like that in a while, so, the story goes like this…
    I passed him in the Mall, I thought wow, that man has everything I want. He looks at me the same. I watch him walk down the street, after a while he stops and does the same. Then a couple weeks later, we pass each other again. Wow there he is again, and there she is again! It transpires that we are both taken but the pull is unbelievable, albeit unspoken. I am determined to have him and he to have me. We spend as much time together that we can, no kissing, no sex, not much talking, just being. Harmony. We embark on an emotional affair. When apart, I can feel his emotions and he mine. We can’t get each other out of our minds. We continue to seduce each other, over a period of years, but it becomes too painful, soulmates that cannot be. We both descend into the depths of despair, the abyss… and that’s where we are now. He has withdrawn from me without warning. And now there is this invisible barrier and we cannot communicate because we each blame the other. I really don’t want to get back at him, I am just intrigued by the fishes.

  18. @abc123 – told you that I’d beg for your forgiveness πŸ˜‰

    “subjective matter is objective” – are you arguing my side ??? lol

    “gage the measure of my opponent” – isn’t this how the “Get back” topic came about ???… people trying to gage a Piscarian mindset… I’ve etched out my chart… I’ve redirected… been contradictory… are you any closer to grasping my thought process ???… so, how can you “Get back at me” when I’ve supplied you with everything, and nothing ???

    Picard: In my century we don’t succumb to succumb to revenge. We have a more evolved sensibility

    Lily Sloane: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt your little quest! Captain Ahab has to go hunt his whale.

    Picard: [softly, to himself] “And he piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the rage, and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.”
    Sloane: What?
    Picard: Moby Dick.
    Sloane: Actually, I never read it.
    Picard: Ahab spent years hunting the white whale that crippled him; but in the end, it destroyed him, and his ship.
    Sloane: I guess he didn’t know when to quit.

    “Im frustrating you” – not at all… I’m not Linus who’s looking for that blanket of his that you stole… πŸ™‚

    “havent got me to agree” – it’ll all come out in the wash…

    “brainy guy” according to abc123, and “airy guy” according to FBU – hmm… how about Mercury (Epimethean-Direct) conjunct MC? Seasoned with Sun conjunct Merc?… I suspect that the stars have equipped me with a modicum of insight when it comes to differentiating between nonpartisan and biased contentions… being placed in a situation where balance is mandated…

    “cocky” – no, I’m a pompous @ss… πŸ™‚ (I’m only insecure before I can count to 10)…

    “contemptuous, imbalanced, narrow-minded, fanatical, waspish” – sure, Pluto opposed MC; I’ll reiterate that there is a purpose and intent behind my expression; if I can mentally or emotionally breakdown, and rebuild myself, what do you think I’ll do to you?…

    “tuff luv” – think you meant “tough luv”; tuff by definition means cool; unless you’re intimating that I’m detached… or this centuries version of the Fonz… πŸ™‚

    “wonder who would win ?” – wouldn’t be a fair fight… Sun sextile Mars in Taurus… there’s a resiliency, and stamina that most lack… Admittedly, I’m also willing to fight dirty… I would lose if real punches were thrown, though… lmao

    “why should we do what one person says ?” – “it was her way of interjecting, and joining in on the conversation”, says Pluto’s x-ray vision…

    “…Id have more respect…” – I know that you won’t believe this… but, the esteem you hold me in is immaterial…

    Et All – “the Open-minded Inferences” – “You talkin’ to me?”*… I chuckle and cackle at your collective exhortations… you can talk about it… but, can you live it?… when you can equate with the energy that disperses, and transverses a Mutable Grand Cross, a Cardinal T-Square, a Yod, and a Kite (yes, all in my chart)… I’ll let you enter into the discussion about being open and receptive… I don’t have the choice not to be… (whether I choose to project the quality is entirely up to me)…

    So, to all you “out-of-the-box”, balance-conscious theorists, I say, “I’m standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It’s your move…”*

    abc123 – “White rabbit” – you would never allow me to lead… I have too many black spots… and plus, my name is Mr. Kurtz…

    *Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle

  19. Chip

    Beg for my forgiveness ? , Youve done nothing wrong therefore I have no need to forgive you

    Yes chip I suppose I was actually agreeing with you on something!not all of it but on that particular point yes I agree with you.

    Whether we like it not no one is completley guarded 24/7 sooner or later something slips the true personality reveals itself.No one lives under a mask all the time. Even the man in the Iron mask still had his true face underneath.

    You have ethched out your chart, have others not etched theirs ? You know my chart you probably have a little idea of what I am like as a person so would probably be able to work out where my weak spots are.

    I could probably say the same for you. They will be weak spots in your charts as there is in mine. For example you said you have venus in Aries so that gives you a certain directness in love, you would get to the point , take the initative.

    Yet the the weakness of your venus placement is that it can make you overly agressive and to blunt.

    That is ammo for anyone to get you back with, they could use your need to take the lead against you in someway.

    For me lets see my venus in aquarius. In love I am aloof rebellious exicting and totally off the beat.

    A weakness of my venus placement is that it doesnt lend itself to emotions

    Someone could get back at me by biting through my wish to remain unatttached and free and drag me down to my emotions.

    My point is we have both reaveled a week point in ourselfs but it is up to us to adknowledge them and try to work on so they dont become weak points for anyone to get back at us with.

    It is up us to be clever enough to be able to work out our weak points and then turn them into our strengths in order to be better people. In doing so we remove any weaknesses in our armour.

    In your own “you would never let me lead” why do you have to lead ? I can see that venus in aries coming out a little.

    That is exactly what a lot men never got about me.why not travel with me as my equal and my mate my guide on this long road we called life as I would be yours.

  20. @abc123 – easiest way to “Get back at”you… is to burn that 1st edition, Lewis Carroll-autographed copy of AiW that you own… lmao

    β€œBut I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice Remarked.
    β€œOh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: β€œWe’re all mad here. I’m mad, you’re mad.”
    β€œHow do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.
    β€œYou must be,” said the Cat, β€œOr you wouldn’t have come here.”

    1. Do see yourself as a facsimile of Alice?
    2. You do realize that the White Rabbit, and Alice are the same character? right?
    3. Alice out of curiosity went down the rabbit hole (a portal of discovery – your echoed belief); I ask, “Are you certain that she could have prevented that fall?”…
    4. Alice chases the rabbit through the fields, and into Wonderland… it’s not the other way around… she was along for the ride…
    5. I think you’re looking for a Mad Hatter to challenge your logic… πŸ˜‰

    I should learn not to examine a woman’s favorite book… had a gf tell me that I knew nothing of Margaret Mitchell, and that she fancied herself Scarlett O’Hara in Gone with the Wind… a Pisces dreaming herself as an Aries… what’s this world coming to? πŸ˜€

    “no need to forgive” – you were snubbed for a newbie… but, I guess your Venus morning star kicked in… it’s sort of like my insensitivity towards FBU… if she’s truly Arien, she dropped the quarter… whereas her Moon in Scorp would have kept it, and looked for an opportunity to pay it back… Pisces would just give it away… so, she’s either bored with the blog, or been bitten by an annoying, lil’ mosquito, or she’s looking for a homeless guy… either way, intially, there’s no way to know why she is absent…

    “have others not etched theirs” – incompletely… you’re Jupitarian that is certain… “lifes about fun”… πŸ™‚ and you’re in your mid-to-late 20’s…

    December 10, “3 fire sign placements… rest is basically aquarius and capricon (is this a BSG inference, ;-))” – Where’s the Cap?

    February 21, “asc merc mars and venus in Aquarius… moon jupiter and uranus and neptune all in sagitarius..” – Where’s the Cap?

    March 1, “scorpio saturn trine sun”… – Here’s the Cap?…

    indulge me… I drew out your chart… it must mean that you are special to me… rotfl…

    Are your Aquarius placements conjunct the Asc, or Sun in Pisces?
    Do your Sagittarian placements square the Sun? – I wonder how you blend and adapt perceptual truth (Pisces) with constructed truth (Sag)
    Do your Sag planets sextile your Aquarian placements? – there’s an ease with which you communicate global, or broad concepts; your debating is unorthodox
    How many of those Sag placements are in X?
    Is Saturn in X?
    Does Saturn conjunct any Sag placements? – Is there an influence towards discipline, and structure in you?… or would you say that your “morals, ideals, and beliefs” provide it?…
    Does Pluto sextile Sag planets?

    “work out where your weak spots are” – I don’t need a chart to do this… charts are just “fun”… you asking if you’ve been profiled?… lol… Yes, but you’re still under investigation… πŸ™‚

    With insufficient data, I would hazard a guess that you live as Sag in Jupiter (not enough writing was contributed for me to risk suggesting that you live your Asc)… to me, it looks like Pisces colors your chart… with the exception of joviality, it seems like other feelings are supressed which is Aquarian as opposed to concealed (water’s tactic)… to be the Sun, you’d have to establish that you cater to your feelings when decision-making which would be difficult for you (unless your beliefs were exposed)…

    “…(my) weak spots…” – traditionalists would say my entire chart is weak… pessimism, despondency, cynicism, acrimony… who wants to contend with that?… but, what most people fail to deduce is that without the antagonist, there is no hero… there is no redemption…

    πŸ˜‰ @ Mary… my chart says that I am the party crasher… we’ll put on an impromptu jam session with Rock Band (salvaged my XBOX from the aquarium into which FBU dropped it), and without warning, you’ll trash your drum kit, and I’ll smash my guitar over your fish’s head… and stomp him on stage for good measure…

    abc123 – you always close off with an ‘X’ or two… you blowing me kisses, or marking me ’cause I’m some hidden treasure?… lmao… or is that a Sag target for you to take aim at ???? πŸ˜‰

    @Leo femme… “Mars is sexual desire”… I will concede… and apologize for being incorrect… if we are discussing synastry, and overlaying charts, you are 100% correct… my Mars wants your Venus… it was unclear to me whether we were focusing on a particular individual’s natal chart…

    Chip

    P.S., with regards to my “need to take the lead”… my women have me on a leash… so, I ask, “Does a good pet owner walk the dog, or does the good dog walk the pet owner?”…

  21. leo female says:

    Chip-

    How the heck are ya? What’s the matter, you don’t want to talk to me? You never replied to my email….:(

  22. ya… I did… from a diff. account… I’ll cut n’ paste… and fwd a copy… you asked if I was a master of disguise, right?

  23. leo female says:

    Yup, that was me…..wonder why I didn’t get your response…damn google mail.

  24. check Gmail Spam… resent today from (AOL) mail.com account… 1st time, I replied from Hotmail… might’ve been on my end… was having issues with IE at home… didn’t feel like troubleshooting browser… I’ll try yahoo mail next…

    btw, I think it’s the folks at google trying to “Get back at me”… yes, there are conspiracies afoot… πŸ™‚

  25. Hi chip

    Had my chart drawn for me more than once one with the wrong birth year that I didnt know about right away

    My Mums friend had given my friend and Is date of Birth to an astrologer who rights for our local paper.

    She had got the year mixed up had I been born a year later then my chart would have would have had capricorn in it instead of sagitarius. When she gave my mum the chart my mum noticed the year was wrong and hence some of the planets were wrong to.

    She took it back with the correct birth yearand ,looked at chart and redid it for me with the correct year . She did it for me as an early christmas present.

    I noticed second time round it fitted me a bit more I am no where near as serious as all that cap would paint lol!

    That is why up untill december 10th last year when my chart first got done I thought I had capricorn in my chart.I have neptune , uranus and jupiter in the 10th house but no actual planets in earth never mind capricorn.

    I guess those planets in the tenth house would lend itself to giving more discipline, it would tinge a few of my sag placements with a little more discipline πŸ˜‰

    I am really only focused when adopting a cause or on the quest for knowledge. I have mentioned before my love of books.To me the worst thing someone can do to me is try to pin me down or try to get me to get me to waste time with emotions when you dont need to. (see my rather horrible rant on the astrology of kink pisces page):P

    My aquarius placements are conjunct my ascendant not my sun. My ascendant is very very heavily ascepted.

    My in aqua is sextile all of my sag placements ( jupiter is one of the most prominent planets in my chart)

    Mars is only aspected to venus and uranus

    I have mercury conjunct venus

    I can come across as a mixture of sag and aqua rarely pisces due to the high fire and air count and partly because I hate showing my emotions.

    My sun is squared by moon, jupiter,neptune and uranus.Only good angle to my sun is saturn trine.

    My internal struggle is this do I accept that nothing can ever be defined logically all the time and sometimes thinks are not defined or do I choose to aspire to seek more knowledge to better my understanding of the world and to put that knowledge to a cause that would aid humantity.

    I dont like not being able to say there is reason for something or not being able to define it.

    I have to learn sometimes to stop seeking newer pastures and enjoy what is around me as it is with out working out why it is as it is

    I am constantly asking why ?You can probably guess I was bookish as a youngster despite being rebellious.

    Give me a cause of my own choosing I will focus and work till my hands are bloody because I believe in it so much,give me a cause that is not my own I will fight it untill my last breath.Dont tear me down for saying this I am trying to hit home what guides me and gives me structure.

    The truth is freedom gives me structure, the freedom to focus on being myself and learning in my own way, developing my own sense of self I suppose.

    The truth is nothing defines me that is not of my own choosing.

    Yes chip I am unorthodox, I dont fit the mould , I dont fit in.

    I dont want to fit in. The only burdens I carry and rules I follow are of my choosing. Or in some cases where I have no other choice but to follow the rules.

    No I would rather be an outcast than a sheep following the crowd.

  26. * I do not like being able to say there is NOT reason

  27. abc123… thanx for the honesty, but I would expect nothing less from an Aquagirl… πŸ™‚

    “come across as a mixture of sag and aqua” – you do, and know that you are those signs… when you write, it’s clear that you wrestle with the Pisces in you…

    “I dont fit the mould , I dont fit in.” – I’m not certain where this coming from… In many ways, I think that your mental outlook is beneficial, and what comes natural to you (joie de vivre, enthusiasim, a radically enterprising approach) is the quintessence of what society deems important… and you exercise tact when communicating… I would want you as my motivational speaker… not certain that I’d give you a $25,000 CC (something tells me it be maxed out, and you’d burn through my nest egg)… πŸ™‚

    look, you cashed in on a lottery ticket… given a choice, most would rather be Cal Ripken, Jr. than Pete Rose…

    there are certain modifiers that you repeat… “slippery” is an example of a bad adjective for you… I would say capricious, maneuverable, darting… slippery connotates a negative… I do not see malevolence in you… even with Saturn in Scorpio aspecting Pisces…

    and I may be underestimating you, but I would never fear your “Getting back at me”… you would struggle assuming a mean streak which is a prereq for delivering a reckoning…

  28. Chip,

    My Granny once said to me dont tell lies theyll make your eyes pop out I was very small only about 5 maybe 6 :). I remember one day I had been playing in the garden with my friend we came in to sneak to sneak some milk and cookies.

    Later on my Granny had what she would call afternoon tea with some friends,she went to look for some biscuts to go with the tea. When she couldnt find any she went outside to find me to ask if I could fetch some from the store for her. Well she found my friend and I in the tree house she was so mad as I wasnt allowed cookies without asking she asked me “have you eaten all my bloody biscuts Emma ?”

    I just smiled and yes Gran they are lovely ,she smiled back and said “get off your bottom and get some from the store then “.

    Later on that night I asked her why I wasnt in trouble (My Gran was a fearsome woman who could put the fear of christ up anybody !)

    She said because you told the truth. My point is I am more lightly to be so brutaly honest with someone that it would get me in trouble. Chip you have more reason to fear my brutual honesty and temper than you do me cooking up some underhanded scheme.

    Yes I have sun trine saturn in scorpio. I know the damage that could potentially cause I know all my friends secrets, yet I would never betray as they are my friends and have shown me great kindness. I remeber once going through a very bad time I felt like I was continually being f**ed over. I remeber once saying to foe ” aw did I make you cry all I did was tell you the truth ” I was causing major damage and burning everything around me with my so called honesty( it was spitefullness)

    Chip have you ever had a moment like that when youve gone looking for blood then someone holds a mirror up to you you see what you have become,it is the most painful thing ever to see the monter you have become. From then on I decided never to be that monster in the mirror again my want for revenge had consumed me thanks to that scorp saturn. I realised then just because you have a way to hurt people does not mean you should use it. Now I see the value of letting someone burn themselves, stewing in their own mess.

    I wanted to be honest with people for good reasons because I knew I wanted to be honest because I wanted my concious to be clean.

    Its funny you should say I wrestle with the pisces in me. A leo I hold very dear to my heart said something simaliar.He once said I am only vurnerable and feminine in a rare moment he calls me silver as in quick silver.

    Oh I know this has nothing to do with getting back at anyone but perhaps leo femme would be so kind as to help a gal out here as I know she writes on this blog a bit.

    Leo femme if a Leo man wants me to be vurnerable and open would he respect that and not see it as weak (he says he wants a woman not “some lass that can drink any guy under the table and never wants to live in a proper home ” I want so much to say to him to remove my armour leaves me defencless and weak . He wants to protect me he loves me so much he said when we went out for a meal he wants to be with me properly( hes getting clucky he wants kids and a home)

    I love him so much he is the only person who seems to get under my skin. However I am so not sure about kids I want to be honest with him and tell him I need that sense of strength and to be vurnerable and emotional leaves me feeling weak.

    I want him to be the mate that travels down the path of life with me. I want him to run along with me rather than give myself to him, yet I know how much he wants a family and a home. I dont want to lose a potetially good man, bottom of my boots love him as he loves me. Yet I dont want him desperate for something that I know he may never have with me. I know thats so selfish of me to say, but I am trying to honest, I think I have to let him go and tell him I will never be what he wants even though it means losing a really good thing it is better than all this arguing and him longing constantly for something I am honestly not sure I can give him ?

    anyway sorry for the rambling leo femme would really apprciate your insight on this

    chip

    pleasure as always

  29. Chip,

    My Granny once said to me dont tell lies theyll make your eyes pop out I was very small only about 5 maybe 6 :). I remember one day I had been playing in the garden with my friend we came in to sneak to sneak some milk and cookies.

    Later on my Granny had what she would call afternoon tea with some friends,she went to look for some biscuts to go with the tea. When she couldnt find any she went outside to find me to ask if I could fetch some from the store for her. Well she found my friend and I in the tree house she was so mad as I wasnt allowed cookies without asking she asked me “have you eaten all my bloody biscuts Emma ?”

    I just smiled and yes Gran they are lovely ,she smiled back and said “get off your bottom and get some from the store then “.

    Later on that night I asked her why I wasnt in trouble (My Gran was a fearsome woman who could put the fear of christ up anybody !)

    She said because you told the truth. My point is I am more lightly to be so brutaly honest with someone that it would get me in trouble. Chip you have more reason to fear my brutual honesty and temper than you do me cooking up some underhanded scheme.

    Yes I have sun trine saturn in scorpio. I know the damage that could potentially cause I know all my friends secrets, yet I would never betray as they are my friends and have shown me great kindness. I remeber once going through a very bad time I felt like I was continually being f**ed over. I remeber once saying to foe ” aw did I make you cry all I did was tell you the truth ” I was causing major damage and burning everything around me with my so called honesty( it was spitefullness)

    Chip have you ever had a moment like that when youve gone looking for blood then someone holds a mirror up to you you see what you have become,it is the most painful thing ever to see the monter you have become. From then on I decided never to be that monster in the mirror again my want for revenge had consumed me thanks to that scorp saturn. I realised then just because you have a way to hurt people does not mean you should use it. Now I see the value of letting someone burn themselves, stewing in their own mess.

    I wanted to be honest with people for good reasons because I knew I wanted to be honest because I wanted my concious to be clean.

    Its funny you should say I wrestle with the pisces in me. A leo I hold very dear to my heart said something simaliar.He once said I am only vurnerable and feminine in a rare moment he calls me silver as in quick silver.

    Oh I know this has nothing to do with getting back at anyone but perhaps leo femme would be so kind as to help a gal out here as I know she writes on this blog a bit.

    Leo femme if a Leo man wants me to be vurnerable and open would he respect that and not see it as weak (he says he wants a woman not “some lass that can drink any guy under the table and never wants to live in a proper home ” I want so much to say to him to remove my armour leaves me defencless and weak . He wants to protect me he loves me so much he said when we went out for a meal he wants to be with me properly( hes getting clucky :P)

    I want him to be the mate that travels down the path of life with me. I want him to run along with me rather than give myself to him, yet I know how much he wants a family and a home. I dont want to lose a potetially good man, bottom of my boots love him as he loves me. Yet I dont want him desperate for something that I know he may never have with me. I know thats so selfish of me to say, but I am trying to honest, I think I have to let him go and tell him I will never be what he wants even though it means losing a really good thing it is better than all this arguing and him longing constantly for something I am honestly not sure I can give him ?

    anyway sorry for the rambling leo femme would really apprciate your insight on this

    chip

    pleasure as always

  30. sorry for the double post πŸ™‚

  31. @abc123… the only time you do Pisces – when you apologize for double posts… πŸ˜‰

    “holds a mirror up to you you see what you have become,it is the most painful thing ever to see the monter you have become” – mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s the meanest of them all?… πŸ™‚ monsters have their role in fairy tales, ya know… lol

    I’ll tell you what I tell my mom… you can’t worry about what you have become… you can’t worry about how you are perceived… abc123, how you are regarded is significant to you… but, to me, another’s edict about me, let’s just say that I know what Rhett Butler meant by “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”…

    btw, I’m my own mirror… can you “survive to witness the victory of the echo over the voice”?

    look, I learned a long time ago that if you try to fit someone else’s image of who you should be… you’re in trouble…

    angels and demons are one and the same… I seem to recall that Lucifer fell from Heaven…

    lastky, you can’t hurt me with brutal honesty, “the truth will set me free”… but, you might just earn my respect…

  32. Hi chip

    I actually happen to agree with you monsters do have their role in fairy tales.I once did an essay at university on the witch from snow white ( Im an English and Dramatic Arts major) I argued that she was there to remind the reader to always look below the surface of something. Snowwhite got tempted by the delicious looking apple yet it was not so delicious it was actually poisonous.

    Mirrrors cant lie they show you it exactly as it is unless ofcourse they have been broken or are like those mirrrors in the fairs that make you appear taller or smaller.

    My point is which mirror do you chose to look in you know? My own mirror got smashed up to the point I chose to use other mirrors to gain a picture of myself because it was to painful to put my own mirror back together and it got me into a whole lot of trouble at one point you’re right.

    Eventually I realised that there is nothing more honest than your own mirror if you get my meaning, it will show you the bad but it will also show you the good. I now see me for me, everything I have gone through has made me the person I am today,sure, my life would have been easier if I hadnt gone through it, but it still would not have made me who I am and I know I would be a poorer person without it

  33. I need to get revenge on a lying, cheating, manipulative Pisces who I have been seeing on and off for three years. He disappears even when the fault is his, leaving me to pick up all the pieces left behind. My desire to fix things and be fair to him leads to me making a fool of myself, telling him I am sorry, to the point that he’s made me his slave. I’m trying to cut the fetters, cut him off, and now I want to break him down. What’s the best way to get revenge?
    I am Libra sun, cancer moon, scorpio venus, scorpio rising.
    Yes, I am trying to channel the power of Scorpio in my chart πŸ˜‰
    Seriously? Ideas? All I can think of now is ignoring him back (which is not true revenge) and using the time to get stronger and stronger. Then when he actually needs me – which he frequently does, despite what he says, he ALWAYS comes back and confides in me- I am going to ignore him.
    I need more suggestions.

  34. abc123, “which mirror do you chose to look in you know?” – I’m narcissistic; so, the one that paints me in the prettiest light… lmao

    “My own mirror got smashed up to the point” – that’s why they invented krazy glue… you can piece together shattered and stained glass into a mosaic…

    “I chose to use other mirrors to gain a picture of myself” – this is clear… it doesn’t take much to suggest that you gravitate towards discovery-based learning, and take an active, and engaged approach… it’s one of the reasons that you respond to these blogs… you prefer gathering your knowledge from collaborative efforts…

    “it was to painful to put my own mirror back together” – generally, this is the circumstance with optimists, and extroverts… they buckle with discomfort, and negative energy… it’s the reason that I say that it would be difficult for you to “Get back at” someone like me…

    I’m conscious that shards of glass may still reflect fractional images… I sort of live with distorted perceptions (your funhouse mirrors)… it’s as easy for me to contend with deception, the twisted, doom and gloom… and seedy characters (I somewhat prefer their company, too; as you eluded, they’re honest about themselves)…

    “nothing more honest than your own mirror if you get my meaning” – fine. I’ll concede. You said this of me, “I dont think youd do anyone a bad turn all though if you were out for blood youd probably get it.”

    given the choice, I think that we would all like to epitomize good; what fascinates me about this topic is that depending on the Pisces in question, some will take a beheading with dignity like Anne Boleyn, but some of us have no problems being that whack-job Henry VIII…

    “I now see me for me” – ‘There are many parts of my youth that I’m not proud of. There were loose threads – untidy parts of me that I would like to remove. But when I pulled on one of those threads, it unraveled the tapestry of my life… I would rather die as the man I was than live the life I just saw.’ – Jean-Luc

    as far as your Leo beau, I’m not certain why you argued water and fire don’t mix; should be delicious cocktail between you two… the only time I see water is when you become apprehensive… just give your Leo the illusion that he’s under control… and don’t fret… abc123, come to the Pisces-side, and ride the wave… there are enough whirlpools without you stirring ’em up… leave the gurging to me… πŸ™‚

  35. ahh chip,

    oh dear it seems they are lot of elephants on here doesnt it everyone remebers what you say.:P

    Yes given a choice between darkness and light I would choose light, yet in the past I have chosen darkness.

    Yeah piecing my own mirror back together was hardest thing I ever had to do ended up cutting alot of scars open again but it let all the bad stuff out and I began to heal. You can lie to everybody else you cannot fool yourself for very long. It is like you said the disorted perceptions of yourself still show fractions of you,eventually you will see it because you will end up looking closley enough and will catch a glimpse of the image between the

    I like your description of the mosiac lol, I think eveybodys life is like that to a certain degree because you can see how all the little bits of them fit together.

    Oh chip,my leo and I we were childhood friends, there is so much history between us,I had dinner with him lastnight,I swear it was like that year we were apart never happened, he is the only person whom I open and vurnerable with, most of the time I am kind of jumpin jack flash.

    I never meant half of the things I said to him, I now regret them deeply hell for my bravodo I still love him.

    He wants me to be totally vurnerable with him and open, I find it very hard to be vurnerable chip, I have rabbit holes to discover and explore ;), yet I find myself for some reason opening to him, distance is good for gaining a little perception, we both needed to stand back for a bit let it breathe for a bit.

    The reason I am unsure is to him I would be truly open and vurnerable but I need him to respect my strength. I need him to respect both my wish to be open to him and my need for independance and strength, weve been through so much together I want to take it slow, I dont want to have to dig up the past if we are going to have a future together but I think perhaps it may be necassery to gain a better understanding of each other, whats scary is how much he knows about me πŸ˜‰ Ive never been with anybody who could match my passion in that way,he was the only one that was more than just an a casual arrangement, even I admit it there is someone who has brought out a totally different side of me.

    anyway I think I should go , Im creeping myself out with all the mush Im typing πŸ˜›

  36. @someone…

    I would win him back… lead him on…

    then, do what Libras do so well… write out a list of pros and cons… make sure the cons are greater than the pros… and then, drop the hammer…

    my list is 51% cons… so, I’m leaving you… I would rather spend my future time looking for a Gucci bag…

  37. @someone

    be careful if your gonna play that game, if he has alot of water hell sniff it out quickly enough.

    Dont match water with water you will end up in dead lock, Im talking from experience ( ex scorp who was a bum hole ;))

  38. best revenge w/ water is letting go πŸ˜‰
    i am scorpio ascendant scorpio venus cancer moon

  39. crabclaws81 says:

    My My,

    Some of these posts are rather long. :S

    Chip and abc123 seem to be arguing like nobodies business.Not sure who won ? all though chip has his match I think.

  40. virgo queen says:

    @ SOMEONE SAYS. Im a girl gal and about pisces man well in my case I was the bad one for over a year. AND he came to me for revenge, HOW?. HE CAME LIKE A GOOD ACTOR like always, loving me, wanting me, knowing that Im the one and all that crap… at that point I was willing to be the good one and start loving him back and appreciate him… wich I can if I want and DO if I say so… the opposite of pisces man he would say it all but in actions it would be bs…well to make a long story short, the pisces man revenge for me was looking for a woman while with me and make you ill find out, the same way HE found out about me changing him for another man. the thing is that everytime he things he wins Im end up doing something to him that he wants to come back and make me pay back to him…and its always the same pattern he makes me believe his coming back in good loving terms, just to do the same thing I DID to him…so, he is predictable, he things I do thing to him to hurt him and that I PLANNED this things SO pisces man go and copy cat me…is unreal. HE EVEN COPY CAT the way I speak. He is also very envyous of the my material ownings. SO I SUGGEST do what he things is the best way for revenge… LIE to him to win him and then have someone on the side and puff 3 weeks later stop answering let him hanging like a DRY FISH, hahahaha…their big loosers!. Im always hurting that pisces man WIHTOUT intention.

  41. @ virgo queen

    My guy is a pisces ok we met 4 months ago! he was great loving caring the most romantic person everything! one day he decided to end the relationship between us because he says am falling to hard for him like loving him too much! (whatever ) anyways i was hurt ofcourse we backed off a month then we are back now and he said to me he still loved me (was drunk) etc,, but he is acting like a jerk with me now he rarley calls he rarley return my txts or calls he doesnt even asks seeing me like before!! am dieing here actually am dieing everyday!!!! what to do?! helppppppppppp whats the best way to deal with this jerk!

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